CrypticMurders
Recent bookmarks
-
How I Accidentally Got Dragged into a Polyamorous Relationship With Two Telecommunication Demons by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
You ended up renting the place because it costs less than one hundred dollars a month. If someone had told you that you would end up being haunted by two demons and pulled into their complicated love triangle you would have had second thoughts.
A female reader/radiostatic yuri AU fic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,448
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 25
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 170
Bookmarked by CrypticMurders
03 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Alastor can feel his mating season approaching, creeping over his limbs like an unwelcome, burning frost. And it’s all the fault of the immovable object to his unstoppable force.
His estranged wife. His better half. The only other deer demon that seemed to both illicit and satiate the sudden spike of hormones and arousal of his annual rut.
Unfortunately for him, she’s as stubborn as he is, and is still pissed at him for disappearing without a word for the past seven years.
And for the first time in a long time, Alastor has to rely on his ability to woo her to convince her to spend the duration of his rut with him.
TLDR: actions speak louder than words, and Alastor attempts to seduce his estranged wife over the course of a week leading up to his impending rut.
-or-
Obligatory Alastor Mating Season Fic
Bookmarked by CrypticMurders
01 Apr 2026
-
Hazbin Hotel x Reader Scenarios by Simping Respectfully (JazNic)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Hazbin Hotel characters x gn!reader
Different people.
Different worlds.
Same you.(Requests are open.)
Each chapter contains:
Adam 🎸
Alastor 📻
Angel Dust 💋
Charlie 🌈
Cherri Bomb 💣
Husk 🐈
Lucifer 🦆
Lute ⚔️
Sir Pentious 🐍
Vaggi 🗡️
Valentino 🦋
Velvette 📱
Vox 📺(Yes. I write everyone in a single chapter.)
Bookmarked by CrypticMurders
29 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Most people listen to the words, but you only ever cared about the sounds.
You’ve endured a lot of bruises just to stay close to a beautiful baritone, but Julian’s voice is starting to sound like cracking glass. Then you meet Alastor, and his crisp, melodic lilt makes every other sound in New Orleans feel like static.
He doesn’t want your heart or your body—he just wants an audience that never looks away
AKA
Reader has a voice fetish and Alastor is an exhibitionist. All in a totally non-sexual way.
Bookmarked by CrypticMurders
29 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
You love your sister. You love your sister more than life itself. You are not going to wrap your ice-cold, gloved hands around her hotelier’s skinny neck and strangle him.
But sometimes you would very much like to.
[In which it turns out that Charlie's older sister/crown princess!Reader and Alastor think they hate each other, except, no, they really don't, and fluff and smut ensue.]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,933
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 127
- Kudos:
- 775
- Bookmarks:
- 176
- Hits:
- 15,741
Bookmarked by CrypticMurders
23 Mar 2026