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Alastor has changed dramatically since your stay with him just weeks ago. You find yourself growing increasingly fond of the possessive radio host as he tries to convince you New Orleans is no longer safe to live in. Seemingly with a sudden change in heart, Alastor has announced his plans to marry you and refuses to take no for an answer.
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- Part 3 of The Radio at the...
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15 Apr 2026
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How I Accidentally Got Dragged into a Polyamorous Relationship With Two Telecommunication Demons by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2026
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You ended up renting the place because it costs less than one hundred dollars a month. If someone had told you that you would end up being haunted by two demons and pulled into their complicated love triangle you would have had second thoughts.
A female reader/radiostatic yuri AU fic.
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03 Apr 2026
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Alastor can feel his mating season approaching, creeping over his limbs like an unwelcome, burning frost. And it’s all the fault of the immovable object to his unstoppable force.
His estranged wife. His better half. The only other deer demon that seemed to both illicit and satiate the sudden spike of hormones and arousal of his annual rut.
Unfortunately for him, she’s as stubborn as he is, and is still pissed at him for disappearing without a word for the past seven years.
And for the first time in a long time, Alastor has to rely on his ability to woo her to convince her to spend the duration of his rut with him.
TLDR: actions speak louder than words, and Alastor attempts to seduce his estranged wife over the course of a week leading up to his impending rut.
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Obligatory Alastor Mating Season Fic
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01 Apr 2026
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Hazbin Hotel x Reader Scenarios by Simping Respectfully (JazNic)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Jan 2026
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Hazbin Hotel characters x gn!reader
Different people.
Different worlds.
Same you.(Requests are open.)
Each chapter contains:
Adam 🎸
Alastor 📻
Angel Dust 💋
Charlie 🌈
Cherri Bomb 💣
Husk 🐈
Lucifer 🦆
Lute ⚔️
Sir Pentious 🐍
Vaggi 🗡️
Valentino 🦋
Velvette 📱
Vox 📺(Yes. I write everyone in a single chapter.)
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29 Mar 2026
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Most people listen to the words, but you only ever cared about the sounds.
You’ve endured a lot of bruises just to stay close to a beautiful baritone, but Julian’s voice is starting to sound like cracking glass. Then you meet Alastor, and his crisp, melodic lilt makes every other sound in New Orleans feel like static.
He doesn’t want your heart or your body—he just wants an audience that never looks away
AKA
Reader has a voice fetish and Alastor is an exhibitionist. All in a totally non-sexual way.
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- Part 1 of Devotion
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29 Mar 2026
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You love your sister. You love your sister more than life itself. You are not going to wrap your ice-cold, gloved hands around her hotelier’s skinny neck and strangle him.
But sometimes you would very much like to.
[In which it turns out that Charlie's older sister/crown princess!Reader and Alastor think they hate each other, except, no, they really don't, and fluff and smut ensue.]
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23 Mar 2026
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16 Mar 2026
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Deerling oneshots book two!
Not much has changed from the first book, but the notes page has been updated and hopefully this book wont glitch on me too.
Alastor reader insert centered oneshots! Fluff! Drama! Romance! More fluff!
Come along with me as I write cute reader insert fics about a powerful demon falling totally in love!
All warning (if there are any) will be listed at the beginning of each chapter.
(And read some of the first book if you want to!)
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- Part 2 of Darling Deerest~
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15 Mar 2026
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𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑺𝒂𝒌𝒆, 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒆. by DeerlyDeeDeeh
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF
07 Apr 2026
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A staged relationship meant to keep Valentino away turns into something far more dangerous and intoxicating when Alastor realizes you two aren’t pretending at all. Because some things in Hell don’t belong to anyone else… if not to him.
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10 Mar 2026
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Hello everyone! My name's Eli and here's a little bit of what this is going to be about!
This book will be a collection of oneshots depicting the life of Human!Alastor and his wife. It takes place in New Orlans and sometime in the 1920s, so all language, equipment and slang will be related to that
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09 Mar 2026
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I Didn't Want Eternity (But I Might As Well Use It) by Caramelised_Vampling
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
15 Apr 2026
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Scott could have sworn he saw Abolish everywhere, but humans don't live forever.
If he was alive, what could possibly come of it?
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Scott's a changed man, Abolish's a half vampire and it's time to throw hell at themBookmarked by CrypticMurders
07 Mar 2026
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Scott and his personal butler, Abolish, head to the Goldsmith Castle in Oakhurst to get away from the crowds and noise of the Capitol. They thought they would be alone, so imagine their surprise when a group of people show up in the castle uninvited. And suddenly they cannot leave....
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How will this all pan out? The author would like to know too.
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07 Mar 2026
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tell the crows, they can have their pound of flesh by Cur3_Lavend3r
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
21 Apr 2026
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When Scott woke up from a multiple centuries long curse and found his butler very much still alive he was baffled. Who wouldn’t be? He didn’t remember turning the man but he wasn’t necessarily complaining…
CrossFangs butler AU cause im super unoriginal :,)
Updates every Friday! Trying to get a schedule for myself and I adore writing this so…
I SWEAR IM NOT DEAD AND THE FIC ISNT ABANDONED- AO3 CURSE GOT TO ME
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- Part 1 of Lavender’s VSMP AU :D
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07 Mar 2026
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Waking up from a 600-year long cursed sleep—and finding his manor and town completely destroyed—inspires a lot of feelings in Scott. Anger. Vengefulness. Annoyance. Hatred. Insatiable hunger for human flesh and blood.
But more than anything, he is reallyyyyyy tired.
Too tired to bother with an elaborate song and dance for the human intruders in Oakhurst.
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Or: Scott is 10% tireder when he wakes up from his slumber and doesn't hide that he's a vampire from the beginning.
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06 Mar 2026
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The townsfolk ask Scott a lot of questions, but in the end, Cleo is the one who asks the most important one of them all.
Is there a cure?
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- Part 1 of the ramifications of our actions
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05 Mar 2026
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Abolish finds a problem in the form of strange holy books which betray the presence of the undead, and gets himself acquainted with the newly turned.
Scott sets his sights on his next victim and seeks to strengthen his new blood ties. It’s best that everyone knows their place in his new coven.Episode 2.
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- Part 4 of Hollow Hearts (Butler & Lord) AU
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05 Mar 2026
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Scott lifted his other hand up it brush Abolish’s hair behind his ear, letting it move to hold the rhodonite earring that staked his claim on the man. The stone, a reminder of a simpler time, was warmed from resting against the skin of its owner.
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Part 3 of my Abolish is Scott's manservant AU
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- Part 3 of Abolish is Scott's manservant au
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04 Mar 2026
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Time fosters experience. Experience fosters stability. This much, Scott Goldsmith knows better than most can say, much less claim.
Countless years of living has fostered a stability that not even the events of Oakhurst has been able to truly and properly challenge, only going as far as to… alter it, somewhat.
At least, as far as Scott knows.
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Aka, a centuries old vampire’s first time being very spookedSeries
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04 Mar 2026
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03 Mar 2026
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Abolish is the most loyal butler that Scott ever had. Doesn't matter if he's a vampire or not.
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- Part 8 of Duma's vsmp works
- Part 1 of Vampire butler AU
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03 Mar 2026