8 Works by CryptidHours
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“Do we have to be friends to team?” Jaron made a face. “That's not a requirement.”
The fact that they weren't friends was probably why they were functional, actually. It was kinda how they all were.
Besides, there wasn't any requirement for a team, last Jaron checked. There wasn't a rule about that. Not that he'd follow it if there was, but there wasn't.
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Aplspec 3 Heat Trio!
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The pillows had collapsed and Bacon was buried.
He wasn't the one who built it, it wasn't his fault, but it looked more stable than this! How it had randomly collapsed was beyond him, but he was blaming Planet and Jaron for any pillow-related injuries.
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Or: 3 Heart Trio fail to build a pillow fort.
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Squiddo didn't expect to spend the rest of their days as a spaceship, but it was pretty cool.
It meant she couldn't hang out with friends like she used to, locking arms and bumping shoulders, but there were benefits! It was like that with everything, to be honest. Pros and cons, benefits and detriments.
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Squiddo and Spoke have fun!
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But it's not enough, it won't be enough to save you by CryptidHours
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
02 Oct 2025
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That’s what Zam is: an image, a figure foretold to be and do great things. Not a person anymore. A person didn’t suffer sleepless nights hidden in foliage because there was always, always someone or other trying to kill them. A person wasn’t told to leave everything and everyone behind in the name of fate. Of destiny.
If this was destiny, Zam didn’t want it. He doesn’t want it. There's nothing he wants less actually.
Prompts: Prophecy, suicide
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- Part 2 of Cryptid's 2025 Whumptober :D
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Breathe. Kaboodle needed to breathe, to fill her lungs with air, to calm down. It was a dream. Just a dream. It wasn't real, she wasn't bleeding, she's okay.
Kaboodle has a nightmare (in a nightmare)
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- Part 1 of Cryptid's 2025 Whumptober :D
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Traumatizing Everyone and Proving that You Shouldn't be Underestimated: A Guide by Kab and Squiddo! (VERY REAL AND CHEAP only costs your soul- I mean WHAAAT) by Chaos_theDragon, CryptidHours
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
04 Jul 2025
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Everyone was injured? Only herself and Kab were available? Why hadn't Ash at least explained what they were doing?
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It was time to break two idiots (and losers!) out of fucking prison pretty much entirely on their own. (She couldn't do it.)
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In which plans went sideways, and later resulted in something much more satisfying. (A dual POV fic!)Series
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Someone- no, something had gotten onto Lifesteal. A creature Squiddo had faced down time and time again, one that plagued the nightmares of many: the Shade.
Squiddo handles an entity that snuck onto the server, or tries to, at least.
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4Cvit has some second thoughts regarding the nuke.