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  1. Rec *

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    Perhaps this was a good sign. A step in the right direction and away from his downwards spiral of uuuggghhhh. Because the way Mettaton saw it, he now had one of two options.

    One: retreat to the lukewarm comforts of a lumpy couch until he became one with the cushions and waited until the inevitable heat death of the universe collapsed onto him to finally end the soul-crushing boredom.

    Or two: watch whatever the hell was on his newly acquired TV.

    Alone and bored to death, Mettaton looks for a way to pass the time while the Internet is down. Good news, he does. Bad news... uh, it’s totally normal to want to kiss your recently acquired TV, right? (asking for a friend, haha...)

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    19 Sep 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Athena's not looking forward to a repeat of the 2 weeks of headaches she had last year due to Valentine's day at the WAA. Two pining coworkers, angsting over their respective crushes, does not a nice work environment make for an empath.
    Time for her to get to work and set them each up!

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Dear all,

    As you may well know, Halloween is just around the corner and as Chief Prosecutor I have received several requests from various individuals regarding whether or not costumes will be allowed. I do not see any issue with this, however I must ask that if you do plan to dress up in any way on October 31st, please keep it professional and both office and courthouse appropriate. I also suggest that you limit your costume to a few accessories, as you will still be expected to work as usual and distracting or impractical clothes will only be a hindrance to your performance. If you are concerned as to whether your costume of choice breaks this rule, simply do not wear it.
    Anyone caught breaking dress code will be reprimanded as I see fit, which may include cuts in next month's salary.

    Many thanks,
    Miles Edgeworth
    Chief Prosecutor

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    In which Miles Edgeworth allows Halloween costumes in the office, and things go about as well as you'd expect.

    Written for the final day of Ace Attorney Prosecutor Week under the prompt 'Halloween'

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    04 Sep 2025

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  5. Rec *

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    What starts as pillow talk between Franziska and Maya turns into an argument when Phoenix and Miles's relationship is brought up.

    Maya is convinced that Edgeworth is too emotionally constipated to realise Phoenix has feelings for him. Meanwhile, Franziska believes it to be Phoenix's lack of reciprocation and understanding of complex emotions preventing a relationship.

    Determined to prove the other wrong, Franziska and Maya drag Phoenix and Miles on outings they believe will confirm their respective opinions. The chaos that ensues provides evidence neither had taken into account.

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    21 Aug 2025

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