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    "Does he even realize? With the cooking and cleaning andandand—now this fucking baby?" Isaac fumes.

    Said baby waves its fist in the air, and Stiles bends to haul him onto a hip. The baby babbles something and Stiles nods his head with complete seriousness, as if everything out of its mouth is perfectly sensible and coherent. Then the kid starts mouthing at Stiles' nipple through his dress and everyone goes dead silent.

    "I'm going to wife him so hard," Ethan announces, and they all break out into argument over who has the best chance at mating the boy in the river.

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    12 Jul 2015

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    When All the Pieces Fit by NARKOTIKA

    Published: 2015-05-10
    Work/Series ID: 3911026

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    Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

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    "Does he even realize? With the cooking and cleaning andandand—now this fucking baby?" Isaac fumes.

    Said baby waves its fist in the air, and Stiles bends to haul him onto a hip. The baby babbles something and Stiles nods his head with complete seriousness, as if everything out of its mouth is perfectly sensible and coherent. Then the kid starts mouthing at Stiles' nipple through his dress and everyone goes dead silent.

    "I'm going to wife him so hard," Ethan announces, and they all break out into argument over who has the best chance at mating the boy in the river.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/13

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    “I was thinking about you. About this afternoon,” Derek growls.
    Stiles exhales slowly through his nose, because that’s not a place his mind needs to go.
    “And I was thinking about what you said… Last time we were alone here.”
    Eyes flying open, Stiles braces his hands against Derek’s chest and pushes him up. “Derek, my dad’s down the hall.”
    The grin Derek gives him is borderline ‘steal Christmas’ evil, and Stiles shakes his head quickly.

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    09 Feb 2018

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    New Moon, Old Bed by xxjinchuurikixx

    Published: 2017-12-18
    Work/Series ID: 12920892

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    Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
    sterek - Relationship

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    “I was thinking about you. About this afternoon,” Derek growls.
    Stiles exhales slowly through his nose, because that’s not a place his mind needs to go.
    “And I was thinking about what you said… Last time we were alone here.”
    Eyes flying open, Stiles braces his hands against Derek’s chest and pushes him up. “Derek, my dad’s down the hall.”
    The grin Derek gives him is borderline ‘steal Christmas’ evil, and Stiles shakes his head quickly.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/13

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    Stiles is just minding his business, breaking into his own apartment as you do, when he's accosted by Batman. Will this chance encounter change how he sees Batman, or will he continue to fixate solely on his celebrity crush, Billionaire playboy/philanthropist Derek Hale?

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    11 Feb 2018

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    Batman Has Bunny Teeth by Wolves_of_Innistrad

    Completed: 2017-12-15
    Work/Series ID: 13025886

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    Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

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    Stiles is just minding his business, breaking into his own apartment as you do, when he's accosted by Batman. Will this chance encounter change how he sees Batman, or will he continue to fixate solely on his celebrity crush, Billionaire playboy/philanthropist Derek Hale?

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/13

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    Stiles Stilinski was used to hearing voices in his head. Dead voices. He used that power to give readings to people who could benefit from hearing from the voices of their past. During a vacation in Paris, he is rescued from rabid fans by Isaac who asks him to do a reading for a friend back in California. Stiles thought about it and heard very clearly that this was something he needed to do.

    This story is so much fluffy fluff that you may get a toothache... well, fluff with a side of sexy.

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    12 Feb 2018

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    They Said You Would Love Me by xcaellachx

    Published: 2017-12-16
    Work/Series ID: 13029837

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    Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

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    Stiles Stilinski was used to hearing voices in his head. Dead voices. He used that power to give readings to people who could benefit from hearing from the voices of their past. During a vacation in Paris, he is rescued from rabid fans by Isaac who asks him to do a reading for a friend back in California. Stiles thought about it and heard very clearly that this was something he needed to do.

    This story is so much fluffy fluff that you may get a toothache... well, fluff with a side of sexy.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/13

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    Another coffee shop AU that no one asked for, in which Derek communicates with his eyebrows, Stiles likes Paula Cole, and both of these wingnuts are oblivious to how in love they are until it hits them like a ton of bricks.

    "Stiles sighed as he watched scowly-but-insultingly-attractive-girly-coffee-drinking guy leave. “I tried to be charming,” he said aloud to no one, “Really, I did. He’s just so…sour.” because apparently the ghosts in the cafe were skeptical about that. He didn’t have a snowflake’s chance in hell with that guy, but maybe they could at least have a nice customer-barista relationship. That is, if Stiles hadn’t scared him off for good."

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    15 Feb 2018

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    That Doesn't Reflect On Your Manhood At All by SoBeBold

    Completed: 2017-12-02
    Work/Series ID: 6236689

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    Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

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    Another coffee shop AU that no one asked for, in which Derek communicates with his eyebrows, Stiles likes Paula Cole, and both of these wingnuts are oblivious to how in love they are until it hits them like a ton of bricks.

    "Stiles sighed as he watched scowly-but-insultingly-attractive-girly-coffee-drinking guy leave. “I tried to be charming,” he said aloud to no one, “Really, I did. He’s just so…sour.” because apparently the ghosts in the cafe were skeptical about that. He didn’t have a snowflake’s chance in hell with that guy, but maybe they could at least have a nice customer-barista relationship. That is, if Stiles hadn’t scared him off for good."

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/09/13

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