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There isn't a person in the world that Gale Dekarios can't teach to drive.
After a life-changing accident forced a late career change, Gale has successfully become the best (in his opinion) driving instructor in West London. Weave Driving School is no stranger to elite and wealthy clients, so it's hardly a surprise when a prominent lawyer hires Gale to teach his spoiled house husband. Gale has no reason to think that this new learner will be any different from the hundreds that have already climbed into his car.
After all, there isn't a person in the world that Gale Dekarios can't teach to drive. Until that is, he meets Astarion Szarr.
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14 Jun 2025
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Like most of us, Strix was not excited to receive a jury summons in the mail. Why? Because jury duty is tedious and boring. But with a judge as preposterously hot, deliciously arrogant, and surprisingly literary as Justice Astarion Ancunín presiding, she's about to have quite a bit more fun doing her civic duty than she expected. Because there's nothing like a little kinky, illicit sex to spice up a tedious civil trial. And if a feeling or two is caught along the way, well... who are we to judge?
(Irreverent, kinky Judge Astarion porn, set in a modern AU; with an infusion of Baudelaire, and more emotional depth than the author initially anticipated.)
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- Part 1 of Invitation to the Voyage
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05 Mar 2025
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Baronet Dekarios is a man of science, but the supernatural is as much a science as anything else, isn't it? He's also a man in need of a new patron. So, when an old university friend offers entrance to a party held by one of England's most secretive societies — a club of the country's richest men, rumored to dabble in the occult and the satanic — he sees the opportunity to kill two metaphysical birds with one stone. And all he needs to do to gain entry is secure the approval of the club's mysterious leader, the enigmatic Lord Ancunin.
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24 Feb 2025
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After leaving Szarr Entertainment in the wake of a tumultuous - deliberately engineered - scandal, Astarion Ancunín has rebuilt his acting career, from the blacklisted ground up. Through a heavily doctored narrative of queer reclamation, he's finally making a name for himself, and hoping to claim prestige (and maybe a few awards) through the leading role in a historical biopic about the openly gay elven oracle, Aerthwyn Capaxath.
The only problem is, Aerthwyn Capaxath is the worst person that ever lived (or died). Just ask Dr. Rosalie Frostsong, a thoroughly unwilling expert on the subject.
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(A celebrity/academic, reluctant workplace allies turned friends-to-lovers, modern AU... a.k.a. the silliest thing i've ever written. I hope people enjoy!)
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- Part 6 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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- English
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14 Feb 2025
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The Heroes of Baldur's Gate were abducted two years ago in Eleasis. They defeated the Absolute in Marpenoth.
Astarion thinks two years is plenty of time to wait to ask an important question.
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- Part 28 of Madly
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11 Feb 2025