CursedCatJoules
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Waddle Waddle by CursedCatJoules
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), The Duck Song - Bryant Oden (Song)
04 Nov 2025
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"Got any grapes?" Alastor asked, the same as he had for the past three days.
What the FUCK did that guy want!?
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One thing Alastor has learned over his decades in Hell: when Rosie gets bored, he never quite knows how the rest of his day will go.
Case in point:
"Rosie, what in blazes are you wearing."
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08 - when you gaze into your navel, sometimes the navel gazes back by CursedCatJoules
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Oct 2025
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[Continuation of the Round Robin RadioApple multi-author series]
Lucifer was no stranger to depressive spirals, but this was his first since coming to the hotel. He couldn't escape the sounds of life going on around him, of time passing by, heedless of his immortality.
He had to get his shit together.
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“I’ve got it! I know how to protect the hotel residents from the next extermination!”
Charlie paused her pacing, which had been threatening to wear holes in the carpet, and gazed wide-eyed at her grinning father. “You do? How!?”
“Simple!” He snapped his fingers, and his white suit was replaced by a black tuxedo with a red rose in the boutonniere. “I'm marrying EVERYONE here!”
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Charlie felt an undeniable, subtle change in her trousers. Vaggie’s breath audibly hitched beside her.
Across the room, the cards flew in the air. Husk yelled “What the FUCK!?” and looked down, appalled.
Lucifer furrowed his brow and shifted his hips experimentally.
Niffty fell off the barstool, tried to scuttle forward, and immediately tripped over something pale and fleshy, protruding from beneath her dress. Was that a-
“HEY!” Angel yelled, picking the maid up by her armpits and holding her aloft, revealing to all and sundry the undeniable penis swinging between her tiny legs. “Fuck, not again! Why'd YOU hafta get my dick?"(In which everyone swaps genitals for twelve hours, because of reasons. Shenanigans ensue.)
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In which Charlie accidentally wingmans for her father, and Alastor gains a new fixation.
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See, Angel has a type, and that type is ‘Could and probably would kill me’. It certainly explained how he’d fallen into Valentino’s sticky trap and why he found Alastor, of all people, attractive. The King of all Hell? Certainly met that criteria.
Angel's a SIMP and it's hard to watch.
Bookmarked by CursedCatJoules
13 Nov 2025
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The AppleDust fic that goes into THE DELICIOUS IMPLICATIONS ASDFGHJKL;
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“And let me be the one to tell the world that Alastor... does not have a tail!”
Lucifer spittaked right onto his phone.
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Lucifer’s fix it where he does NOT let this stand.
Bookmarked by CursedCatJoules
07 Nov 2025
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What do you do when you've eaten something you shouldn't and find yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place?
Why, make a deal of course!
And if that deal brings with it an avalanche of unintended consequences, lies, intrigue, and more rubber ducks than you can shake a stick at, can you really blame anyone but yourself?
If you're Alastor, you absolutely can.
(Tl;dr -- Alastor accidentally eats a lust demon, and it all goes horribly wrong from there. Much to Lucifer's eternal annoyance...)
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Being the Princess of Hell means Charlie's a professional at turning a bad situation into a good one, but the conditions of dissolving Angel Dust's contract are a little steeper than she expected: she needs to have sex with every tenant of her hotel. No exceptions.
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