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Untraveled Road by DarthLuffy
Fandoms: A Practical Guide to Evil - erraticerrata, practical guide to evil
24 Aug 2025
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Love was never enough. It always fucked you over in the end... but what if just once it didn't? There had never been an enemies to lovers story as good as this. If they had the chance to do it all over again... Gods would hate it, but it'd be amazing. Like being her except with the drunkenness and depression split between two people. It was a terrible idea, but at worse she could just wait a few more years, so why not?
Alternatively: The Intercessor hijacks the Riddle-Maker's spell and sends Catherine and Akua back to where it all started between them.
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The end had always been pre-destined. After all, Catherine had designed it to be that way. But then a madman intervenes and impossibly judges the writer of all stories and Catherine is left facing the one questions she never thought she'd have to. What did she do now that the war was won and the woman she loved was still alive?
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Monsters. Angry mudpits. Flammable exes. With all of those distractions finally dealt with, Lizzie and Hope could focus on something new. The way they felt about each other and how to build a relationship when the world was no longer likely to end on Thursday.
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Lizzie and Hope have sex... eventually. Sequel to Beggin For Thread & Waiting Game
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- Part 3 of ...Eventually
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When it came down to it, emotions were really just chemical. And Hope was the all powerful tribrid. It wasn't particularly difficult to keep the unwanted emotions off and turn back on the ones she wanted. Satisfaction, pleasure, etc. It was more fun that way. And now that Lizzie was bonded to her fun was definitely something she was looking forward to having. After all, it wasn't like Lizzie Saltzman had never made a bad decision or three.
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"Because I didn't think I deserved it, because I didn't think I deserved someone like…" Lizzie continued trailing off at the last moment. "And I think you're amazing. And I don't know what will happen next so I… I need to…" What was she doing? She was messing everything up. This was supposed to be simple, to finally give her best friend the closure he deserved before she died.
A quick little oneshot re-write of that confession scene between Lizzie and MG. Now featuring Lizzie being gay, MG trying to be good friend, and everyone finally learning what a sirebond means.
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There were plenty of things Lizzie hated. Malivore, Penelope, polyster, etc. But this damn crush might top her list. Because the only thing worse than an unrequited crush on Hope Mikaelson was one that gave her just enough hope to believe that she actually had a chance. Which was crazy, right?
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Lizzie and Hope go on a date... eventually. Sequel to Waiting Game
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- Part 2 of ...Eventually
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Despicable You by DarthLuffy
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
21 Nov 2021
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Seeing Jinx sitting behind her Caitlyn couldn't help but let out another gasp, before her instincts caught up with the situation and she reached for a weapon. Of course given that this was her bathroom the best she could do was a hairbrush. Even so she turned to strike with it and was met with the barrel of a gun leveled at her head the moment she did.
"Really, now? What were you going to do with that?" Jinx asked, a feral smirk on her face. "I could kill you right now you know. One little squeeze…"
An extra scene that continues the bathroom scene that episode 8 ends on.
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Hope and Landon's breakup ends up a little more heated than Landon had hoped. Because there was no way Hope was going to simply cry as Landon blamed her for everything and walked away. After all she'd gotten quite used to losing him by now.
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Hope decides she's had enough of the magical therapy box of trauma inducing simulations. So she enlists Lizzie's help to destroy it. And has a talk about just why she's been so distant with the twins since returning to the school.
An extra scene set after the end of 3x05.
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Akko and Diana finally go on a date. A date that should be absolutely perfect. Only one of them doesn't realize it's supposed to be a date.
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The hobbit had clearly upset Hope again, even after all she had done for him that day. So Lizzie was going to try and be there for her, whether she needed a shoulder to cry on or someone to plot revenge with. It'd be easier though if Hope herself didn't believe what Landon had said was true.
Extra scene set after 3x02
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Lizzie realizes that she has a crush on Hope. Eventually.
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- Part 1 of ...Eventually
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Lizzie finds out that Hope was willing to die because she felt that Landon was dead. She reacts in a calm and measured way as you would expect. By threatening certain people with dismemberment and calling Hope out on exactly how stupid she was.
A missing scene set after 3x01 in which Lizzie points out just how idiotic Hope's 'coma' was.
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With all that had gone on you couldn't blame Diana for letting a few details slip by. First had been the shock of Akko appearing at her home, then being attacked by her Aunt only to be rescued by Akko, to then needing to save Akko, and finally unlocking a word of Arcturus and riding Chariot's broom together. So it was understandable that she had forgotten to give Akko an actual room to stay in. At this point it really was just simpler to have her share with her for the night.
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Akko and Diana have a sleepover after the events of episode 20.
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A little over two years passed between the end of the Originals and the start of Legacies. There were poorly handled crushes, trips to find supernaturals, creation of magical artifacts, and a young tribrid just trying to cope with everything that had happened.
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"Turns out, Landon isn't the hero of my story at all. But when I hunt him down, I'm gonna be the villain of his."
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An alternative version of 1x02 where Hope carries through on her promise.
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Hope's consciousness ended up trapped inside her own subconscious after being ripped from Josie's mind. Simple enough to fix, all Josie and Lizzie needed to do was go in and pull Hope out. To do that though would require going through the worst parts of her mind, the parts even Hope wanted to avoid. Turns out being told about the things the young Tribrid had been through in no way prepared them for actually seeing it firsthand. Set right after Season 2 Finale.
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Josie was determined to find a way to restore Hope from being a statue. But how? Well there was one way that had always worked to remove a curse in fairy tales, from frogs to sleeping princesses. And if it was something she had always wanted to do then that was just a bonus.
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So what if Fake-Cupid never showed up? What if instead a different monster appeared, and causes Hope to realize she can't protect everyone by always being the good guy? What happens when Hope decides she's getting the Saltzmans back no matter who she has to hurt or kill? An alternative version of 2x11.
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Lara had gotten to be pretty good at taking down Trinity's operations by now. She was ruthless, efficient, and cautious. Unfortunately being cautious also meant waiting for the right time, and in those moments her mind tended to wander. To thoughts of Sam, of the Manor, of how she had started hunting Trinity in the first place. Set between Rise of the Tomb Raider and Shadow of the Tomb Raider.