DearBalladeer
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- Schitt's Creek (2)
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It's the heat wave of Summer '22 and the boys' a/c is out. Hot and sweaty should be good things but it's crossed the line. That's where the "repair man" comes in to save the day.
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Remodeling the bathroom by DearBalladeer
Fandoms: David Rose/Patrick Brewer - Fandom, Schitt's Creek
30 Mar 2019
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A little moment from s04 e02 that fills in some of the building blocks leading up to the need for a sleep over at Stevie's.
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Prince David spends the majority of an important state dinner flirting with a smattering of royalty and Stevie in an attempt to make Patrick jealous. It works almost too well.
The start of my Modern Royalty!AU where David is a wealthy prince and Patrick is his faithful bodyguard.
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- Part 3 of A Royal Affair
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03 Jan 2026
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Before David can even contemplate an appropriate course of action for his evidently omega business partner, apparently in full heat in their stock room, during business hours no less, he’s striding over, standing behind Patrick, working at the clasps on his skirted pants.
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Patrick accidentally goes into heat for the first time during store hours.
David…helps.
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03 Jan 2026
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Patrick’s determined not to give any hints, and is very carefully not reacting the closer David gets to the box in question. David is right there, opening the box, and Patrick deliberately turns away to grab a few lip balms for the order he’s packing.
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- Part 3 of Quarantine 2020
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19 Nov 2025
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Kinktober Prompt 6: edging and 7: humiliation/spanking
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2020
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05 Nov 2025
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David began to trail his fingertips along the bare skin of Patrick’s hips, past his ribs, and up over his chest. He pulled Patrick’s shirt off and kissed across his broad shoulders. Patrick hummed in approval when David’s hands started to wander over his body. David smoothed both hands up the expanse of Patrick’s strong back and then moved them down to clutch his biceps
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02 Nov 2025