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    He moseyed his way from the garage to the living room, where he was about to greet his husband until he saw—himself. Sat on the couch. With his dog. And Ilya sat on the armchair staring at him.

    He dropped the groceries. “Um…” he began.

    “I’m you from another universe and I got too high and ended up here and I don’t know what to do,” his clone said quickly, as if that explained everything.

    “Oh what the fuck,” Shane whispered to himself, before looking at Ilya with worried eyes.

    Ilya gave a resigned shrug, as if he, too, had given up trying to make sense of the situation. “Marvel shit,” he sighed out.

    or, a Shane/Ilya/Hudson crack fic.

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    22 May 2026

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    Shane blinked away the easy haziness settling over his mind and turned, his mouth going dry and his heart stuttering to a stop in his chest as he pieced together what was happening. One of Shane’s extra jerseys – one used almost exclusively for photos – was pulled across Ilya’s body, clinging to his chest and shoulders and loosening around his waist where his body tapered in. 

    “Oh my God,” Shane exhaled, fairly certain that he might be dying and this was the first glimpse of heaven he was going to get. 

    Ilya turned slowly, grinning, and showed off the HOLLANDER spreading across his back and Shane’s number branding him. “You played so well, Mr. Hollander. I’m such a fan of you.”

    or, hollanov roleplay with ilya in shane's jersey

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    20 May 2026

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    It wasn’t that Ilya was jealous. It was just that…he sort of was.

    It's finally the off-season, and Ilya cannot wait for a perfectly boring summer at the cottage with his perfectly boring husband.

    Shane, however, has other ideas.

    (AKA Ilya gets jealous of a plant.)

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    19 May 2026

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    ...And one time Ilya stopped Shane's.

    Basically five times Ilya Rozanov was so distracted by his husband that he injures himself, and one time Shane is completely taken out by his husband's beauty.

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

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    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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