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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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28 Nov 2025
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Cupid's Cocktail by Dizzle00, MWard01, PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“Shut the fuck up, Theo.” Malfoy said, rolling his eyes, though his cheeks had a slight flush to them. “You’re worse than my mother.”
“Well, I did kind of raise you,” Theo retorted, smugly.
“Oh please. Which one of us had two loving parents growing up and which didn’t?”
“Which one of us is in a long-term, healthy relationship,” Theo countered, pointedly eying Harry’s hand resting on his knee, “and which one lives alone except for coming over here everyday to stare longingly at my roommate’s arse in her new pajama shorts?”
Hermione froze.
Harry coughed
Malfoy glowered.
Theo, of course, smirked.
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06 Nov 2025
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A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.
Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.
Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?
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30 Sep 2025
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“You must understand: I had to see you. Despite my better judgment, your blood status, and my family's expectations on such matters, I must place them all aside to ask you to put an end to my misery.”
“I do not follow you, Mr. Malfoy,” she managed to reply, even more confused than before.
“I love you, Miss Granger, most ardently. I cannot repress my affection for you any longer.” Mr. Malfoy swallowed, his Adam’s apple bobbing. “Please do me the honour of accepting my hand—of becoming my wife.”
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❈⋅A Dramione Pride and Prejudice Retelling⋅❈
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
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