Definitely_Not_Haunted



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    “You're awake.”

    Wu Ming nodded and reached for the sword at his waist, beginning to draw it even as he lunged toward the nearest of his god's attackers only to be brought up short as Xie Lian flung out one arm to block the ghost’s path.

    “No, stay back.”

    It was only a moment, only an instant of shifted attention, but in a fight against a dozen even that was enough to allow one of the men inside his highness's guard.

     

    OR Wu Ming wakes to find his god under attack and no memory of how they got there.

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    Hua Cheng gets cursed while out with Xie Lian and loses 800 years of memories. The last thing he remembers is a grieving Xie Lian and being torn apart by hundreds of resentful spirits. So why is His Highness being so kind to him?

    OR; hua cheng gets bonked on the head and he forgor

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    13 Aug 2025

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    “How does the Daozhang plan to give me his cultivation?” The voice from behind the curtain sounds stronger now, as though its owner is finally getting it under control.

    “By allowing Lord Chengzhu to break my cultivation vows.”

    “How would I do that?”

    Xie Lian takes a breath, the heat growing in his face, up to his ears and down his neck, but somehow he manages to get the words out.

    “By breaking my vow of abstinence.”

     

    OR Xie Lian has searched for centuries for Wuming's ashes in order to give him a proper burial and eventually ends up in Ghost City where he offers himself to the Lord of the Gambler's Den in return for the information

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    13 Aug 2025

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    Have you ever read Book 4 and thought, "Wow, this is really fucking sad. Wouldn't it have been great if things had gone just a little differently?" Do you love Wu Ming and wish there had been more of him in the novel? Are you a fan of pining, slow-burn, and hurt/comfort tropes?

    If so, then this might just be the fic for you~

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    09 Aug 2025

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    The light still doesn't make sense against his eyes, but he thinks he remembers something like color. There is a lot of color around him, and he is able to discern white and black and a great deal of something else. It's a breathtaking splash of vivacity on a new canvas, where there had been no canvas at all for so many eternities. It is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.

    Red, Xie Lian finally names it.

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    In a disorienting turn of luck, Xie Lian is rescued from State Preceptor Fangxin's coffin. He recovers his other senses in good time, but his sight is taking longer to return—decades with no exposure to light have weakened his capacity for it.

    His benefactor and worshiper, a wealthy and eccentric ghost named Hua Cheng, hasn't left his side for months.

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    10 May 2025