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    A Rose Among Dragons by

    Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    27 Jul 2026

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    Rose was supposed to go to work.
    Instead, she died and woke up in the world of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

    Armed with modern sarcasm, zero survival skills and far too much knowledge about what’s about to happen at Ashford, her only goal is simple:
    -Stay out of it.
    -Do not interfere.
    -Absolutely do not get involved with princes.

    Which would be easier if Baelor Targaryen would stop looking at her like she’s something worth knowing.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Witch, Please by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, House of the Dragon (TV)  

    31 Jul 2026

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    A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense

    Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.

    Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.

    Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.

    All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.

    She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Maria vs The Jedi Cult by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    16 Jul 2024

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    Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
    Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.

    AKA

    Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    The Hand of Helen by

    Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV)  

    13 Jul 2026

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    When Gabrielle Delacour breathed her last, she did not expect to be reborn as a dragon-riding Valyrian princess. With Valyrian genetics and her Veela looks from her previous life, Gabrielle–now Daenerys–finds herself mired in a world more treacherous and bloody than the last. Armed with her magic, Daenerys will eat her hand before becoming another Helen of Troy. But it seems the Targaryen men around her say otherwise…

    Or

    Wherein the Dance of Dragons was not fought over the Iron Throne, but for the hand of Princess Daenerys.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    A Court of Tempest and Twilight by

    Fandoms: ACOTAR, ACOTAR (A Court of Thorns and Roses), A Court of Thorns and Roses  

    12 Jun 2026

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    Arya knew three things with absolute certainty:

    1. Keep her identity a secret.
    2. Keep the wings hidden.
    3. Absolutely do not get tangled up with the Night Court.

    She has since broken all three.

    In her defense, nobody told her the Night Court came with three mates, a grim dog with opinions, and a prophecy older than the continent itself. Also in her defense, the last time anyone saw her she was six months old, so most of this is technically not her fault.

    A full ACOTAR rewrite — OC-centric, polyandry (OC X Rhys & Cassian & Azriel), slow burn, yearning, anti-Inner Circle, Virgin Bat Boys. Ancient lore. Plot twists. Therapy for everyone who's lived long enough to need it.

    DISCLAIMER: This work does NOT use generative AI and is 100% created from my mind. I do NOT consent to any generative AI in relation to my fanfics or reworking/rewriting/referencing my writing in any other form of content.

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    20 Nov 2025