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• You Shitposted in the Right Neighborhood (Take Two) by Delirious_Danni, hobismalewife

  Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
  • Work in Progress

  19 Jul 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Everyone/Everyone
  • Kim Namjoon | RM/Park Jimin
  • Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin
  • Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung | V
  • Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung | V/Park Jimin
  • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga
  • Kim Seokjin | Jin/Park Jimin
  • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope & Park Jimin
  • Kim Taehyung | V/Park Jimin
  • Min Yoongi | Suga/Park Jimin
  • Kim Seokjin/Pam Cooking Spray/Guy Fieri
  • Jeon Jungkook
  • Park Jimin (BTS)
  • Kim Taehyung | V
  • Kim Seokjin | Jin
  • Kim Namjoon | RM
  • Min Yoongi | Suga
  • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Non-Binary Character
  • Jackson Wang
  • Kunpimook Bhuwakul | BamBam
  • Vladimir Lenin
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • chat fic
  • Sex
  • Drugs
  • Alcohol
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Kinda
  • Chaos
  • criminal activity
  • Mental Health Issues
  • treated poorly
  • until...
  • horrible coping skills
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • namjoon has a redemption arc do not be alarmed
  • its for the plot
  • calling each other slurs and threatening homicide as a love language
  • (the slurs being used are applicable to the writers dw)
  • Past Child Abuse
  • Implied Transphobia
  • mentions of child porn
  • Not applicable to the main characters I promise
  • neurodivergent rambling
  • lowkey dead dove do not eat?
  • basically any tw can be applied to all chapters
  • if its heavy mentions in the chap itll be specified
  • this fic is a coping mechanism
  • Alien dildo
  • if you had a nickel for everytime eggs were in someones ass
  • youd have two nickels
  • which isnt a lot but...
  • why did it happen twice?
  • Easter Eggs
  • Communism
  • Attempted Necromancy
  • with doritos
  • Not sponsored
  • Food Sex
  • Pet Play
  • Furry
  • Daddy Kink
  • Daddy Issues
  • KGB agents
  • Mentioned Kidnapping
  • Drunk Driving
  • Hacking
  • tw: arbys
  • tw: outdated memes
  • Friends With Benefits
  • but its also a
  • One-Sided Relationship

  Summary

  This is honestly just a chaotic chat fic of BTS. Really Chaotic

  for legal reasons this is not representative of who bts are as people do not take anything we have written seriously this is literally just two dumbasses sharing a braincell

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  21,210

  Chapters:

  32/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  20

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  1,198