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“Professor! All women are queens!” Hyacine wails, antennae flat against her soft pink hair, wings fluttering as she beats her little fists against his legs. It feels almost like a nice massage.
“If she breathes she’s a thot!” Anaxagoras thunders, he will take no more chances with women, not since he lost his eye from being parasitized. He carries bug spray on him at all times, specifically altered to be more potent against women. They tend to be bigger anyway, so a higher dosage for normal spray is needed. It's scientifically proven, so it isn't discrimination!
Anaxagoras, who has come from nowhere and yet bugs from everywhere seek his wisdom, has broken the mold for his tiny little mantis species, Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi, with immense egotism and confidence stemming from his genius. He is the next coming of a god, and he won't let anything stop him.
Until he met Aglaea, unfortunately.
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- Part 2 of Bug's Life
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Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Mar 2026
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Phainon winks at him as he passes by with his dung ball, before he blows Mydei a kiss with a spare appendage, and the girls squeal.
“Focus!” Mydei yells, grooming an antenna to mask the rapidly pounding desire in his heart to kiss those broad lips.
“But he’s doing a good job De…” Tribbie tugs at his robe.
“Shh… De likes to play tough bug.” Trianne snickers, before yelping as Mydei flicks a finger at her forehead.
Mydei is the Immortal Prince, the mightiest cockroach of the Megaloblatta Longipennis line of Castrum Kremnos, and yet this measly cattle dung beetle has somehow rolled into Mydei's shell and won't leave like a pestering flea.
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- Part 1 of Bug's Life
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Saddled with a random baby, Phainon's holiday plans go off the rails, but in the midst of learning how to care for a baby, he enters an arc of self-discovery he never asked for.
Oh, and he gets laid and bags a baddie. Because that's what all holiday feel-good media is all about.
Inspired by Bachelor Mother (1939).
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It is a cruel thing to think, but Phainon is used to it so much, it only stings mildly like a paper cut at his guilt, that he wishes he could be put down and live on as an infinite grief to Mydei. He knows well that love’s greatest form is grief, and to be grieved by Mydei, who has resisted against being torn down from the deaths of his mother, his people, his home, and the sin of patricide for so many cycles-
Phainon has cried himself to sleep one night thinking about it, despite knowing better. He could never do that to Mydei, he would never, and surely Mydei knows it. Mydei has to.
But still, Phainon wishes Mydei would let him be his dog.
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Two roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken a human form, settled on earth with their own hidden agendas. Unfortunately, both Phainon and Mydei are from different planets respectively, and they both think the other is the normal human in their apartment.
Oh, and their downstairs neighbor who is a massive conspiracy theorist and has accurately nailed down Mydeimos’ trail, somehow… blames it on Phainon instead??
Earth is very strange...
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- Part 1 of Extraterrestrial
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Honkai Star Rail cast but I make them into bugs and then talk about the ethics of cannibalism and eating other bugs. I guess. Oh and there's romance.
For Mydei and Phainon I am a switch fan so if porn will be written I will label according to top or bottom, but this is an FYI for people who aren't a fan of that.
Algaea and Anaxa, it will also be switch --> Peggaea on that frail scholar.
I'll update as I go.
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Back in your home village, betas were often regarded as unmateable—half-formed things left out of Cerces and Mnestia's blessings of perfect union. They could not carry on family lineage like alphas, nor were they fertile enough to command a bride price the way omegas did. They could not scent, could not bond, and were therefore regarded as socially worthless. You'd quickly learned not to expect or desire otherwise.
Or, on the journey to Loukas, an encounter with one of Phagousa's last Soul-Purifying Springs causes everything to go sideways for you and Phainon—one of the most desirable alphas in Okhema.
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23 Mar 2026
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Cycle four-million, two-hundred-fifty-thousand, seven-hundred-seventy-three. It has come to Khaslana’s attention that he is, of all possible organisms, a rat. The kind you’d see on the floors of storage sheds, eating away at the drops of grain that spilled like waterfalls from their baskets; the kind that excelled in squeezing through nooks and crannies of the house; the kind that made a nuisance out of themselves, though Phainon had always felt sorry for them when he looked into their shiny black eyes.
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In this particular cycle, Khaslana is a rat. This changes some things, but others stay the same.Bookmarked by DerCooperTes
19 Mar 2026
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IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MSYELFN (IN A GOOD WAY IN A GOOD WAY)
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Mydei, Alpha Crown Prince of Castrum Kremnos, has the pick of all the kingdom for his omega partner. When a terribly handsome man, six feet tall and scented like pomegranates, declares himself the eligible omega for Aedes Elysiae - he cannot help himself. This Phainon shall be his mate.
Yet after a disastrous knotting ceremony, Mydei's new omega will not stop attempting to seduce him, determined to find exactly what the alpha truly wants.
The only issue is; what Mydei truly wants is no desire of a respectable alpha at all.
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18 Mar 2026
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When the Gods fell millennia ago, Phainon had fallen with them.
Now he is the last. A remnant of times long ago, a fragment of divinity cast to the mortal world and tied to the great God-Kings of Sak-Kahn-Ko. He is theirs to do as they please; to serve each father and son and son of his son, unageing, undying, unchanging. He does not see the sun rise each day. He does not see it set.
Come a springtime he can only hear in the sigh of the wind, the God-King he serves has guests to visit. Many guests, from all corners of the mapped world, there to pledge allegiance to Sak-Kahn-Ko, to bow to the one great enough to own a God.
But one guest is strange. He does not look to Phainon’s humiliation with glee or envy or pride. He does not look at all.
Mydeimos of Castrum Kremnos looks, instead, to the God-King he must bow to; and he looks with anger, at the one who owns the divine. He looks with rage.
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15 Mar 2026
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I'm not a writer. I'm just an artist who wants his work to be better understood. I can't even call this text a full-fledged work. It's more like a collection of text sketches for my illustrations. So, don't take my text too seriously! Also, English is not my native language, so forgive any mistakes in advance!
You can take a look at all my works here.
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08 Mar 2026