5 Works by DerCooperTes
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“Professor! All women are queens!” Hyacine wails, antennae flat against her soft pink hair, wings fluttering as she beats her little fists against his legs. It feels almost like a nice massage.
“If she breathes she’s a thot!” Anaxagoras thunders, he will take no more chances with women, not since he lost his eye from being parasitized. He carries bug spray on him at all times, specifically altered to be more potent against women. They tend to be bigger anyway, so a higher dosage for normal spray is needed. It's scientifically proven, so it isn't discrimination!
Anaxagoras, who has come from nowhere and yet bugs from everywhere seek his wisdom, has broken the mold for his tiny little mantis species, Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi, with immense egotism and confidence stemming from his genius. He is the next coming of a god, and he won't let anything stop him.
Until he met Aglaea, unfortunately.
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- Part 2 of Bug's Life
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scuttled into my heart by DerCooperTes
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Mar 2026
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Phainon winks at him as he passes by with his dung ball, before he blows Mydei a kiss with a spare appendage, and the girls squeal.
“Focus!” Mydei yells, grooming an antenna to mask the rapidly pounding desire in his heart to kiss those broad lips.
“But he’s doing a good job De…” Tribbie tugs at his robe.
“Shh… De likes to play tough bug.” Trianne snickers, before yelping as Mydei flicks a finger at her forehead.
Mydei is the Immortal Prince, the mightiest cockroach of the Megaloblatta Longipennis line of Castrum Kremnos, and yet this measly cattle dung beetle has somehow rolled into Mydei's shell and won't leave like a pestering flea.
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- Part 1 of Bug's Life
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Saddled with a random baby, Phainon's holiday plans go off the rails, but in the midst of learning how to care for a baby, he enters an arc of self-discovery he never asked for.
Oh, and he gets laid and bags a baddie. Because that's what all holiday feel-good media is all about.
Inspired by Bachelor Mother (1939).
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It is a cruel thing to think, but Phainon is used to it so much, it only stings mildly like a paper cut at his guilt, that he wishes he could be put down and live on as an infinite grief to Mydei. He knows well that love’s greatest form is grief, and to be grieved by Mydei, who has resisted against being torn down from the deaths of his mother, his people, his home, and the sin of patricide for so many cycles-
Phainon has cried himself to sleep one night thinking about it, despite knowing better. He could never do that to Mydei, he would never, and surely Mydei knows it. Mydei has to.
But still, Phainon wishes Mydei would let him be his dog.
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Two roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken a human form, settled on earth with their own hidden agendas. Unfortunately, both Phainon and Mydei are from different planets respectively, and they both think the other is the normal human in their apartment.
Oh, and their downstairs neighbor who is a massive conspiracy theorist and has accurately nailed down Mydeimos’ trail, somehow… blames it on Phainon instead??
Earth is very strange...
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- Part 1 of Extraterrestrial