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In hindsight, a wedding in the middle of a war was not the brightest of ideas they’d ever had...
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Fred and George have been taken by the Death Eaters.
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A brutal Quidditch match against Slytherin leads to Fred needing to see the nurse mid-game.
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The Death Eaters have attacked the Quidditch World Cup.
George thought this night couldn’t get any worse.
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Derek just wants to know if Spencer is alive. That's all he wants.
Spencer is dying and no one is telling him anything...-
Bad Things Happen Bingo. Prompt: Panic Attack
(Follow up to 'In The Blink Of An Eye')Series
- Part 3 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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It was a simple arrest. It wasn't meant to go badly.
And now, Derek Morgan is staring into the eyes of his boyfriend for what could be the last time.-
Bad Things Happen Bingo. Prompt: Garrote
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- Part 2 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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“You’re going to be okay, Spencer.” He said softy, easing into it. “But you have to let me help you, okay?” The broken man nodded into his chest, letting out a muffled agreement. Aaron prepared himself. “So you need to give me the Dilaudid.”
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Bad Things Happen Bingo. Prompt: Side Effects
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- Part 1 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Hotch was always the one they used when they were dealing with difficult and manipulative UnSubs because he never let his emotions get the better of him. Never let them gain the upper hand by learning his weaknesses.
But this UnSub needs to stop talking about Spencer...
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Someone is back for revenge on the Horsemen, and luckily for them Merritt, Danny and Jack are not only easy to capture, but easy to torment.
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He had many opportunities; too many to count.
But Howard always let them slip away, too scared to find out what would happen if he just kissed him. -
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A sex getaway plan gone wrong leads to Vince now being stuck in Piney Ridge with his annoying roommate, his annoying roommate's familiar, and his secret boyfriend who said sex getaway was meant to be with.
Will they find the time to enjoy themselves how Vince wants?
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Call Of The Yeti rewrite, but it's all smut. -
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a series of small ficlets and prompts from the 'Hurt Bingo' card!
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Dan Ashcroft never believed he deserved nice things, and yet somehow, he had Jones in his life.
He knew it was only a matter of time before he screwed that up. -
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It's a lovely day for a wedding, wouldn’t you agree?
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Methods to Relieve Stress by DerryQueen
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh RPF, The Mighty Boosh (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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Julian and Noel are feeling a little exhausted from this tour. And by exhausted, they mean desperately horny.
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Right Through My Head by DerryQueen
Fandoms: Blue Song - Mint Royale (Music Video), The Mighty Boosh RPF, The Mighty Boosh (TV)
30 Sep 2021
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For some unknown reason, something possessed him and during that first meeting he walked up, hand reached out in a welcoming manner and smiled down at The Kid.
“Caleb.” He offered politely, hand waiting in the air for it to be met.
The Kid grinned up at him, well, beamed would be a more accurate term, and met Caleb’s hand with his own, offering a much firmer grip than Caleb expected. “Thomas, but everyone just calls me Tommy. Nice to meet ya!”
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Vince and Howard have wound up on another strange planet, only this time luck isn't on their side.
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Having two men fighting over you is every man's dream, right? But what no one tells you about those dreams is how hard it is to make a decision on which one you love.
Vince find's himself stuck between his best friend, or his new boyfriend. But when things start to heat up, is his boyfriend someone that he can actually rely on?-
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Conversations I'd Like To Avoid by DerryQueen
Fandoms: Sweet (2000), The Mighty Boosh RPF, British Comedy RPF
30 Aug 2021
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SWEET starts filming soon and Noel and Julian are rehearsing their lines. So, what's wrong with Noel?
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6 Minutes by DerryQueen
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), The Mighty Boosh RPF, British Comedy RPF
31 Jul 2021
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Intermission during The Mighty Boosh Live show is not the best time to be getting a blowjob from your stage partner. But when said stage partner is a little shit, well sometimes, exceptions have to be made.
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“I fucked your mom.”
Eddie always remembered that. Even for 27 years, he remembered. And now, before he dies, he’s going to make sure Richie knows.
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I tried to make Eddie’s last words mean a little more but making it a lot more sad.