DistortionMo
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The Yunmeng Brothers Fall down a Hole by DistortionMo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Jan 2026
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“Wei Wuxian, this is all your fault.”
Wei Wuxian gawked at him and sputtered indignantly. “My fault? How the fuck is any of this my fault? I had the situation under control until you showed up and started swinging Zidian around!”
“You should not have been here in the first place!” Jiang Cheng snapped. “What? You thought you could just leave me in the past and then go frolicking in my territory unannounced?”
“Would you have let me? You kicked me out and insulted my husband last I was here.”
“Because you were being obscene in front of my parents’ ashes!” Jiang Cheng screamed. “With a guy you proclaimed to hate last I checked, mind you. But I guess rules never did apply to you, did they? The great Wei Wuxian can do whatever the fuck he wants and leave everyone else to clean up his mess! Who cares if everyone he claims to love suffers for it as long as he gets to ride off into the sunset with his cutsleeve husband.”
Wei Wuxian’s face hardened. “Oh fuck you, Jiang Cheng!"
Or: Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng fall down a hole together and have no choice but to talk things out as they wait to be rescued
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As he dies, He Xuan wonders what he would have done if I got a do-over. A do-over is exactly what he gets, waking up in Heaven shortly after being 'rescued' from Hua Cheng.
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The Road to Reconcilliation by DistortionMo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Aug 2025
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After He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan accidentally lock eyes at the banquet at Puqi Shrine, the latter sets out to walk all the way to Black Water's domain. He Xuan tries (and fails) to stop him.