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You’ll need an Appointment by etothev
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
10 Sep 2024
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Joel’s a piercer. Etho’s a simp. What more is there to say?
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"So, get this. We got invited to... drumroll please... opening night of the Short n' Sweet tour!" Gem squeals and does a little jazz hands motion that makes Etho think that he should probably be having a better reaction to this.
Unfortunately, Etho does not know what the Short n' Sweet tour is, so the best he can do is blink at her. "...Wow."
Gem sighs, understanding the expression on his face all too well. "You have no idea what that is, do you?"
"Nope."
"Oh, god," Gem sighs, dragging her hand over her face. "I've failed you as a friend."
[Gem and Etho, famous actors worldwide, get VIP tickets to the opening night of Joel's latest album, Short n' Sweet. The night ends up turning out far different than they expected.]
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Joel and Etho spend time together getting high. That's when Etho brings up something that makes Joel's stomach twist into knots.
Etho doesn't want to live.
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Etho has a problem. The problem's name is Joel.
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"You're gonna get sick if you stay here," Etho informs Joel.
"I don't care," he says boldly, sitting down and not even blinking when Etho puts his legs in his lap. "Stop hogging the blanket, loser."
OR: Joel and Etho are friends. Just friends. That's totally it.