7 Works by DoAsYouWill

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    Craig is off to college, where he is introduced to the weirdest person he's ever met. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, (Craig can't decide), that weirdest person is his roommate.

    Just your typical cliche 'meet as roommates' story, but with a lot of nostalgic undertones.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    460,030
    Chapters:
    42/54
    Comments:
    1,452
    Kudos:
    3,280
    Bookmarks:
    406
    Hits:
    113,753
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    Craig lives a boring life. He doesn't have many friends, he's single, he doesn't play sports, isn't in any clubs, and spends the majority of his time in his room. He both hates everything and doesn't want anything to change.

    Until one morning, when he wakes up and everything is different. His parents talk to him, Token suddenly has his own car, Stan is dating the chain-smoking goth chick, Kyle and Cartman are . . . dating?, but most importantly: Craig is expected to be obsessed with Tweek Tweak, South Park's own coffee-guzzling spaz.

    The entire town HAS to be playing a prank on him.

    OR Craig wakes up in an alternate universe and it turns his life upside down. But maybe that's a good thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,982
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,422
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    Summary

    Deleted scenes/implied scenes from the story "The Roommate."

    Because "The Roommate" is in first person, there are a lot of scenes that are implied, but not actually seen. Most of those scenes I had partially written in case something changed, so I have a lot of writing just sitting in my folder, and I thought someone might like to read it.

    As long as you're caught up, no spoilers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,093
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    953
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Maybe it’s still real. Maybe he still loves me. He still tells me he does, and he still does the same romantic and sweet things that he’s always done, but I don’t think I can trust any of it. How can I? Not when I know where he’s been.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,844
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,687
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    Summary

    Being excommunicated by your childhood friends is hard. Putting yourself in a room with them just so you can be near your crush is hard, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,651
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    359
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3,676
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Today’s the day.

    If you were to ask anybody in South Park what day I’m referring to, they’d probably tell you the same thing. Because, regardless of who you ask, they know. Even if they weren’t involved, they know. Everybody knows. It was a pretty public event. Most everybody has enough decency not to be an asshole about it. And the people who don’t have the decency are usually shamed into having it pretty quickly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,125
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    Craig and Tweek are pressured into attending a school dance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,052
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    564
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4,968

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