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    Don’t get Remus wrong. He loves his friends, he does! Loves them to the moon and back in fact. They’re his people, his favorite part of everyday, his found family. He’d do anything for them. But the thing is that doesn’t take away from the very simple fact that his friends are fucking ridiculous. Remus knows this, has known it for five years now. But it doesn’t stop him from startling awake on the morning of his sixteenth birthday surprised by the sound of fireworks exploding in their dormitory and a raucous chorus of “Happy birthday Moony!” being shouted into his ear with jaunty gusto.

    “You are wicked, wicked wizards,” Remus moans from where he refuses to get up on his bed, covering his face with his hands, a good call on his end considering that the very next moment he feels a cascade of confetti pouring all over him. “The worst of the worst! You deserve to rot in Azkaban!”

    “Oh how you flatter us Moonykins,” Sirius croons, pulling him up while James and Peter begin a frankly awful rendition of For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow.

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    —Or, In which Sirius and Remus go to Lyall’s second wedding and realizations are made, especially of the soft variety.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    After Remus and Sirius graduate from college, Sirius is gifted a house that is perfect in every way except one: it's four houses down from his parents.

    A sequel to Chocolate Cake and Banana Split.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Sirius continued: “I thought this little guy could keep you company while I’m at work.”

    Remus laughed as the puppy planted lick upon lick across his face. “I love you,” he said.

    Sirius’ felt his own breath hitch. “I lo—”

    “I love you,” Remus repeated to the puppy, in a high-pitched voice Sirius had never heard come out of his mouth. “I love you, I love you, I love you!”

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    In which Sirius buys Remus a puppy and immediately regrets it.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    "I'm Sirius," he says, abruptly. Stupid stupid stupid.

    "I know," the brown-haired boy replies, with a wide-eyed, nervous smile. He doesn't offer his name.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Midway through their second year at Hogwarts, Sirius and James finally clocked onto Remus’ monthly disappearances. They put their brilliant minds together and came up with the obvious answer:

    Remus Lupin was secretly born a girl.

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    5 times Sirius was deeply misguided + 1 time Remus set him straight in the gayest way possible.

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    08 Oct 2025