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    A different first meeting where Tarquin as a job as a Knight-Divine long before Ashur gets the job.

    Vesperian wouldn’t be easily controlled. He watched the room with sharp blue eyes, and he wove in and out of the crowd with surgical precision. He targeted people. He put on exactly the right expression and exactly the right body language. Precise. Effective. He was a peacock in blue robes. The glitter of golden rings, the pious shaved head of a high cleric, all layered over a man who wielded charm like a weapon. He was young but he wasn’t the puppet Nihalias thought he was.

    “Cormir’s boy, I trained him you know, before he went to Nocen,” Nihalias said to whoever he was talking to. Tarquin should probably pay attention to that. If Nihalias got assassinated on his watch, he’d hang for it.

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    15 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Tarquin deepthroats Ashur

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    14 Mar 2026

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    21 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    What begins as Ori only intending to share a bed roll with Fíli for warmth one night, eventually turns into the acquaintances becoming curious about each other after, then falling in love over the course of the quest despite others wishing they would just leave each other be.

    Meanwhile, Thorin is doing his best to be a good example for his eldest sister-son and not act on the urge to let himself be wrapped around one specific Hobbit Omega's fingers. However, he fails spectacularly.

    The rest, as some say, is history.

    Tender, With Teeth Extras Master Post

    (FORMERLY NAMED: Alpha and Omega)
    (Fíliori fanart by @poissond-avril on Tumblr embedded into Ch. 8 of the fic! Badgerandk's fanart from the Hobbit Round Up is linked to the fic. Bagginshield fanart from the Hobbit Round Up by @Yonallaart on Tumblr, embedded into Ch. 7.)

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  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    "Ah, Geralt," Jaskier hiccups in the middle of his relieved sigh. "It's been too long, old friend." 

     

    The shock of hearing his brother's name so familiar on the boy's lips has Eskel frozen and silent. The boy slides comfortably onto his lap, dropping his head into the curve of his neck. His feet probably could touch the floor if he tried, but he doesn't so they hang loose in the air. Eskel's hand falls to his hip more from a reflexive need to make sure he doesn't fall than anything else. 

     

    "You could say hello, you great, grouchy oaf," Jaskier mumbles, his eyes suddenly heavy. "I've missed you," he adds, so soft only a Witcher could hear.

     

    Eskel clears his throat. "There seems to be a mistake," he says so low that he isn't sure the boy has heard him. 

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    31 Jan 2026