9 Bookmarks by Dumb_Slut
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“Yo, baby Senju. So, like, your gym bro? Uchiha? He’s totally into you. Just thought I’d let you know—”
“What.” Tobirama stares at the man, dumbfounded. “He just spotted my squats?”
Akimichi nods eagerly. “Yeah, he was all up on you, it was crazy. Sasuke Sarutobi asked him for a spot once and Uchiha just about let him die. Sarutobi had to bail the squat and all the dude did was just stare at him judgmentally.”
When Tobirama doesn’t reply, the man helpfully adds, “Also, he was one thousand percent staring at your ass during your warm-up set.”
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21 Feb 2024
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Yor's coworkers highlight a glaring flaw in Loid and Yor's marriage.
Or: Loid and Yor fuck "for the sake of the mission".
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- Part 1 of JO au
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- English
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- 25,458
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- 2/2
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28 May 2022
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She had never asked for this, never asked for a second chance, for “another go at things”, never wanted to have been reborn into a fictional world (much less one as gruesome as SnK), and yet… Here she was. In the body of Lara Tybur. The Warhammer Titan. And she has twenty years till the world gets trampled.
Armed with a whole bunch of foreknowledge but not a lot of time, Lara tries her best to arrange a Happy Ending for the characters she holds so dear, even while being stuck on the Marleyan continent.
Just please let her survive to adulthood.
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15 Feb 2021
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Because Will’s life is bullshit, he gets gently kidnapped from the hospital after Hannibal guts him.
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- English
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- 11,325
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- 1/1
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12 Dec 2020
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No Secrets to Success by kingdoms
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Jul 2019
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“Hey!” Kirishima says brightly, stepping sideways to be directly in the guy’s path. “I know you!”
“Fuck off,” the guy snarls, pushing past him and barely slowing down.
Kirishima is forced to start his first semester at UA two months late. Somehow he still meets Bakugou Katsuki, makes the most of those two months, and gains a tutor, a best friend, and an exciting way to scandalize his new peers.
Canon AU where Kirishima and Bakugou become friends before Kirishima meets the rest of Class 1-A.Series
- Part 1 of Better Late than Never
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When Sakura realizes that playing little girl and flunking combat training had probably been a gross miscalculation on her part, she’s stranded in a rickety home in a run down country with an unconscious sensei. Sakura isn’t sure if she can make up for that mistake before it kills her or her team but she sure as hell will give it her best shot.
She really couldn’t have known that falling victim to Hatake Kakashi’s unique attempts at teaching would open up another can of worms entirely.
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- English
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- 56,842
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- 13/?
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- 27
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16 Oct 2020
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Naruto is Back and things are slowly spinning out of control. For Ishihara Katsumi, nothing is going to stay the same.
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- Part 3 of A Broken Crown Still Shines
- Language:
- English
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- 184,716
- Chapters:
- 100/100
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16 Oct 2020
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Zuko had never excelled at anything. Azula was a prodigy. Uncle always knew what to say. And Father... Father was strong, iron-like. But Zuko had only ever been good at surviving. Putting one foot in front of the other in a grim show of stubborn determination, gritting his teeth and bearing it. Survival was all he had ever been taught. He knew how to do it. So when he was kidnapped by the Southern Water Tribe, he expected to fight as he always had. He didn’t expect to be taught instead how to live.
In a warring land, the Water Tribe forgave the enemy in an act of defiance. For this, he was torn from them, and this time, his wounds won't heal so easily.
Forced back into nothing but survival, the last person Zuko expected to see was Hakoda's son. Hakoda was a promise of safety. The relentless blue of Sokka’s eyes was a promise of happiness. Zuko could have both if he just reached out his hands, but he found them clutching into fists. After all, he’d been burned one too many times.
But hey, at least between Hakoda and Sokka, Zuko could appreciate the family resemblance of pure, asinine stubbornness.
PODFIC AND TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE
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- English
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- 414,653
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- 46/53
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10 Sep 2020
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mad as birds by dustofwarfare
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 Jan 2020
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The Duke is dead, Felix thinks. The air around him stinks of death and black magic, copper and sulfur and despair.
Long live the Duke.
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At the battle for Arianrhod, Felix kills his father.
Afterward, unable to find solace in sleep, he spars his former fencing professor.
It gets weird.
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14 Aug 2020