DumbestOfBitches
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Past The Mission by DumbestOfBitches
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2024
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Each second that passed felt closer to hours for Xie Lian. His heart was still beating out his throat from the fear, but he wouldn’t let that show on his face.
Finally, the mask’s once frozen wooden eyes opened up. A fierce tremor traveled through Xie Lian. He certainly made the wrong move. He was gonna die. And worse, he would come to right back in this cave.
Why gods, why…
Or: Xie Lian’s poor luck got him stuck helping a cursed village exorcise an unusual spirit that’s slowly killing their people. But what Xie Lian finds on his mission isn’t as simple as a powerful spirit…
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What Do You Mean Married!?!?! by Fereael
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2024
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“Your highness! Get behind us!” The words, the first ones he spoken to his former prince in 800 years, are out of Feng Xin’s mouth before he can give them a second thought, all his earlier awkwardness burning away in the face of the current danger.
“That's not a very good idea.” The voice is mild, mocking, and far too fucking confident and Feng Xin knows even before his eyes return to the doorway that it will no longer be filled with void alone.
Crimson Rain Sought Flower has come to the heavens.
OR When Xie Lian ascends for the third time HuaLian are already married and Hua Cheng comes charging up to the heavens to get his husband back
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- Part 2 of 500 Years Early and Never Part Again
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13 Feb 2025
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Bride Selection for the Ghost King by Mirilys
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2024
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There's nothing dearer to the citizens of Ghost City than their Chengzhu.
But unfortunately, their lord is a busy man, who keeps coming and going without rhyme or reason.
So what can they do in order to make sure that he's around more often?
Why of course, they must find him a wife!
Somehow, Xie Lian ends up in the midst of all of this, but the poor god was only trying to pay off a debt, he swears!
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29 Jan 2025
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To make the pain stop by waspsonvenus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
29 Dec 2024
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“Do you never tire of your games?”
Hua Cheng cocked his head to the side. His long fingers were playing with the red bead tied to the end of his braid; he painted the picture of a relaxed and lazy young master. “Did I still not convince gege that I am quite serious?”
Xie Lian unsheathed his sword.
Xie Lian did not care for the insolence of young ghost kings.
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29 Jan 2025
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The faintest light in the depths of my soul by greentea_agenda
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
16 Mar 2025
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A few long years after Hua Cheng established Ghost City, Qiandeng Temple was built as a safe haven and place of solace for Hua Cheng to seek reprieve from his chaotic and dwindling sanity.
So, of course, when a ghost of unknown origins defiles the temple, Hua Cheng is livid.
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25 Jan 2025
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skin to skin, i press down and you hold out by SpeedingCheetah
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
25 Mar 2026
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Xie Lian was not upset about what he lost. He swore up and down that he didn’t mind being immortal, ashes wrapped around his neck. Not a god anymore. Not really. So, Xie Lian made a home on a mountain, plagued with white flowers that sprouted from his blood and his footsteps, twisting along every pathway. Another ghost came to live with him, between the flowers and the trees and winding river Xie Lian kept thinking of drowning in. He said his name was San Lang. It wasn’t. It was actually Hua Cheng, but Xie Lian didn’t know how to bring that up. It wasn’t as important as everything else—gardens, flowers, silver butterflies, and sorting out his dreams from his perilous reality. Hua Cheng made space, and Xie Lian let him.
Dead god, very dead follower. It was almost funny.
He wasn’t sure what to do, seeing as he didn't plan to ascend once more, or plan to hold power over a kingdom again. Xie Lian wasn’t staying forever. The mountain would open up, and he would leave to become something catastrophic. Or he would finally disperse. Who was he to say?
(or: xie lian dies, becomes a calamity, ascends to the heavens against his wishes, and finally makes his life flourish between his thumbs and a ghost’s smile.)
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16 Jan 2025