DunkMeToHell
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Vergoldet by DunkMeToHell
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
30 Oct 2025
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How could he not have known, before? A champion deserves gold. And Jey Uso, himself, is golden all over. His plated teeth. His chain adorning his neck. His pierced ears. Occasionally a couple rings, or a wristwatch when he feels especially showy. And of course, his soft skin that shimmers just barely in the evening sun. Or, in this case, lamplight.
If this goddamned company won’t give Gunther the prize he deserves, then he’ll pick out one of his own choosing.
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To Gunther, Jey Uso is an object on par with any title belt.
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Get Out of My Heart by DunkMeToHell
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
04 Oct 2025
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Punk looks at Drew, feeling cold. His hips barely move.
“I’m addicted to you.”
It’s not a compliment or lament, but a statement of fact. Drew swallows, nods.
“Me, too.”
Now his hands trail down from Punk’s face, tracing over his chest, his taut abdomen until landing around his hips. He grasps them tightly, slowly lifting Punk up his length.
“And…” he pauses only to gaze at Punk one last time. “I think I always will be.”
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Drew loses at Wrestlepalooza, Punk wins. Punk has everything he could ever want, Drew has nothing. Despite this, they'll never really be through with each other.
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Be Lonely No More by DunkMeToHell
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
29 Aug 2025
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Jey crawls forward, sitting at Gunther’s side, not touching him but close. Jey slips his sunglasses off of his face and folds them, allowing his gaze to be clear.
“Breathe with me, okay?”
Gunther nods. His heartbeat rattles unsteadily in his chest, but he listens over his own cacophony to Jey as he takes in one deep breath, holds it for a second, then slowly lets it go. Gunther swallows, then does his best to match it. The air comes out tremulously when he exhales, but Jey gives him an approving smile.
“Good. Do it again.”
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Gunther thought he and Jey Uso had a one-night arrangement. For some reason, they've ended up here again, and they discover that there's a lot they don't know about each other.
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This Could Go On Forever by DunkMeToHell
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
06 Jul 2025
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Despite everything, Punk and Drew's relationship is settling into a pattern they never expected. Punk just wishes they could define what it is.
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A Little Detour by DunkMeToHell
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
25 Apr 2025
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Drew's on Smackdown; Punk and Seth are on RAW. Drew can't stand being away from them - and decides that they should all have a visit.
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Don’t Touch Me by sensualreality
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
24 Dec 2025
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Per Nick Aldis’ agreement with Drew McIntyre, if Cody Rhodes were to even lay a finger on the Scottish Warrior, his title would be stripped.
What about the other way around?
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24 Dec 2025
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He’d tried so hard to move past it. To let it go as history in his career, a beautiful blood feud settled right in the ring. Professional wrestling. That was all it was meant to be.
That’s what it had been to Punk.
Drew, on the other hand, was a fool in the ring with his fingers in Punk’s mouth and his nails streaking crimson across his forehead.
As he stakes out his tour bus, Drew feels used.
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Drew is paid a visit after the men's War Games match.
Bookmarked by DunkMeToHell
07 Dec 2025
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I Am I, And You Are You by CHIHIROOO
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
30 Nov 2025
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After Kevin Owens ambushes him, the last person Cody expected to check on him is his tag partner from earlier that night, Roman Reigns.
But as usual, the universe had unexpected plans for Cody Rhodes.
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30 Nov 2025
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When Punk takes a small step towards him, head tipping forward as to further shift the space between them, Drew’s hands clench at his sides. Always closer. Less air to breathe. “This?” He gestures a hand between them, “You ran away from this tonight. I want to know why.”
He keeps his voice dull and flat, but his hands are twitching as his heart hammers in his chest. “Pearce scheduled me for a creative meeting. Not a segment.”
That smile widens a little. Mocking. “Since when has that mattered to Drew McIntyre?”
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They're in Chicago. Punk's cutting a promo. Drew, for once, doesn't want to see him.
It never quite works out the way he wants it to, does it?
Bookmarked by DunkMeToHell
30 Oct 2025
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delicious food yummy yummyyyy punkintyre werewolf/vampire is a halloween tradition
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After an error booking their hotel rooms, Sami, Jey, and Roman are all forced to share one. While Roman takes advantage of the free water, Sami and Jey risk sneaking around on the bed.
Bookmarked by DunkMeToHell
25 Sep 2025