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  1. Rec *

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    “Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.

    “Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.

    Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

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    12 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 55

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    When it first happened, one could argue the two men simply had no idea what their newly adopted five year old would do. It was the first thing he had actually ASKED to do instead of simply wanting to but staying quiet, and it had seemed harmless enough, so of course they had said yes, following dutifully behind their kid as Izuku went to open the door, excited to see what lay behind it, knocking so dramatically.

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    Izuku isn't the best with social interactions... or answering the door... Shouta and Hizashi learn this the hard way

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    5 times Izuku answers the door in a way that causes him to be banned from answering the door, and 1 time they revoke the ban

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Aizawa Shouta just wanted some coffee, and instead stumbles upon his hell spawn class discussing the possibility of his Problem Child being the traitor.

    Aizawa knows that's not the case, despite the red flags he has seen from the boy, he still could never be the traitor. However, the only way to convince some of the students may be through an interrogation anyways.

    Now how to go about this in the least traumatizing way possible: Cue Nedzu and his chaos.

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    23 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Look, @peterwithab It’s you!

    Ned Leeds didn't know how much this tweet would blow up and change his best friend's life for good when he accidentally on purpose tagged Peter in a BARF rendering of what James Stark should have looked like ten years after his abduction.

    Alternatively, how a bunch of nerds on Twitter solve a case in one day that the FBI couldn't solve in ten years.

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    23 Sep 2025