ENBYlesbean
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Keith isn't new to this.
Cannot tell you how many times he's heard the *ping*s of lances customized ringtone over and over again in the middle of the night.
But he'll always answer because well, what else is he supposed to do?
Even if lance gives him migraines.
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Okay, i got the idea from a picture of a discord conversation with a very specific question and things very quickly flew off the rails so.
i apologize about this mess.
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Married? What the fuck, peter. by ENBYlesbean
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
04 Jul 2022
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THIS IS AN IDEA FROM TUMBLR
NOT FULLY MY IDEA.
Miles' ability to lie will be the death of him. Luckily enough, not literally.
Though it might get Peter and Aaron in a situation.
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Pink? by ENBYlesbean
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
03 May 2022
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Pink.
What was up with that?
Pink never stood out much to Toritsuka, but for some reason, he couldn't get it out of his mind. Though, having a color stuck in his head wasn't as troublesome as the thing the color was attached to. That 'thing' being Saiki kusuo.
Ha.
He was fucked wasn't he.
Or
Toritsuka switches gears and is now thirsting over Saiki.
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Milk Tea by 4_44am
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Feb 2026
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“Can,” Katsuki swallows.
He licks his dry lips, squeezing harder on Deku’s tit, panting ragged and heavy and too fucking loud even to himself. Fuck. Fuck. He’s gotta say it — he’s gotta ask.
“Can I call you Mommy?”
Deku fucking burns. And Kacchan – shit, Kacchan’s not doin’ too fuckin’ hot right now, if he’s bein' honest with himself.
Bookmarked by ENBYlesbean
15 Jun 2026
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Puppyspacekacchan pussyizuzku
PEAK mommysub zuku and desperate pervert katsuki just how i like them😼😼😼
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Fine, make me your villain by RandomChapter7
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 May 2025
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“Come help me find a car, Doc.” Gojo kicked the van’s side, inspecting the arterial spray decorating his sleeves with mild disapproval. “Can’t exactly drive this thing around. Feels a little too on-the-nose for a getaway, don’t you think? Plus, it’s hot as hell out here, and I hate sweating. Do you?”
“What?”
“A. Car.” Gojo enunciated slowly.
“You’re… sparing me?”
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Mental hospital escapee, Gojo Satoru takes nurse Itadori Yuji hostage. As the bodies pile up, Yuji starts to wonder; has he caught the crazy?
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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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St. Brutus’s Secure Centre for Incurably Criminal Boys -The Dark Version- by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2015
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Harry Potter is sent to reform school to cure his overtly homosexual tendencies. Unfortunately, everyone else’s parents have sent their boys there for the same reason. This is the original dark version.
*Opening this up for the holiday weekend. May possibly keep it open if I don't get any hate mail.
The first half is pretty close to the other version I have up on this site. Perhaps more dark as Tom and Draco (mostly Tom) aren't very nice to Harry and I included therapy. The second half is very different than the light version. This is dark, this is mean, this is cruel. Please stop right there and click back if you are underage or have any sort of trigger warnings over sexual assault.
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24 Feb 2026
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Ive read this maybe 7 times and i think this is what first got me onto tomarry years ago
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Tom has never needed anyone. Why would he? He has himself, his magic, his intellect. He can defeat anything. He can defeat death. Or so he believes, right up until the night of his eighteenth birthday when he murders his family and creates his second horcrux and, somehow, finds himself dead. Then, fifty years later, he wakes up.
Harry's having a crap time of it. Voldemort's back, Dumbledore's ignoring him, the Order won't let him in on their secrets, and according to the papers, Harry's a liar. The nightmares, the pain peppering his scar, the floods of anger - they're not helping. What he really needs is a distraction.
Good thing Harry and Tom are on a collision course.
(In which Ringcrux Tom is dropped into 5th year canon - part one!)
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- Part 1 of Constellation