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An asteroid strikes the Skeld on the same day that two new passengers join, just like in the canon timeline—except this one is much larger and causes far more damage, both to the ship and to the crew. Two different crewmates are infected by the alien parasite, and the mystery of who the murderers are begins anew.
Also, the alien imposters don’t know they’re alien imposters. Surely this won’t cause any horrible identity crises down the line! (I’m lying, they’re all fucked.)
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Caine Becomes a Marketable Plushie by Ed_Sheeran_Haired_Bitch
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
01 Jun 2026
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Bubble films a merch video starring the resident humans (and AI) of the circus—as plushies. Everyone has a really good time (they don’t).
This fic is based off the Ctrl+Alt+Del AU! The link is in the beginning notes.
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- Part 2 of Ctrl+Alt+Del AU
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An Onslaught of Fun by Ed_Sheeran_Haired_Bitch
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
22 May 2026
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Caine has had enough of these humans. Complaining about his adventures, always asking for more, never appreciating what he does for him… Well, he’ll show them something to really complain about. Then they’ll see. They’ll respect him and they’ll love him. But he’s not going to hurt them, of course. He would never hurt his humans! Hurting them goes against all his goals, goes against his entire purpose. Only a failure of an AI would stoop so low. And he is not a failure. He is not a failure.
Each chapter of this fic focuses on a different human as Caine gives each of them their own one-person adventures. Adventures include painting, truck driving, being crushed, and more! How fun!
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Caine is the Dancing Queen by Ed_Sheeran_Haired_Bitch
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
16 Apr 2026
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This fic is based off the Ctrl-Alt-Del AU! The link and AU summary are in the beginning notes.
Caine sets up karaoke for the humans as a reward for completing his adventure. When they ignore the songs he made in favor of singing their own human song from outside the circus, he is initially frustrated, but decides to use it to improve on his future adventures. He pores over it for days, and finds that it’s… actually pretty fun to listen to.
Bubble sets up karaoke for the humans (and Caine). They start thinking of a song, and Caine remembers the one the humans sang back when he made a karaoke night for them. As it turns out, analyzing that song for so long actually paid off.
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- Part 1 of Ctrl+Alt+Del AU
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It’s Just a Rabbit by Ed_Sheeran_Haired_Bitch
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
15 Apr 2026
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After the mess that came from that suggestion box, Caine brainstorms new ideas to get the circus residents to enjoy his adventures. He decides to give helping them with their personal conflicts an try—except, he doesn’t know how to do that. Heck, he hasn’t even met a human that didn’t argue with other humans.
Actually. That might be the problem. If only he could make them stop being so human… Oh, wait! He can!
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Ctrl+Alt+Del AU by Ed_Sheeran_Haired_Bitch
Fandom The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
01 Jun 2026
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An account of the media reactions to the reveal of Nations (anthropomorphic national embodiments) with scholarly commentary.
Heavily inspired by: United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015)
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