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    Some part of him could picture it then, could imagine telling her everything - speaking til dawn on his whole history. Spending the next day in this same spot, diving into what he knew of hers. Asking how it felt to gore that bard. Instead, he mirrored her smile - his own wicked grin for seducing and scheming.

    “I’ve wanted to taste you since I first felt that pretty neck under my blade.”

    And as her head fell back in a laugh, the white expanse of her neck on full display at his easy, overused line, he watched the golden girl fall into the palm of his hand.

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    COMPLETED.

    Astarion had known the woman's face immediately - Halia Dhune, the golden daughter of Baldur's Gate. The princess of the upper city. How many times had Cazador sent him after her - wanting to claim the socialite as a trophy to add to his awful collection? At least now he wouldn't have to go back to his master empty handed, should the tadpole situation not work out in his favor.

    (or: what if the Dark Urge was a noble woman, perfect and popular, and her father's favorite fox in the henhouse. and of course, what if our dear vampire knew of her before the crash?)

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    Fear had a way of leaving scars on the mind like blows left bruises and cuts on the skin. No amount of wine could wash away his nightmare, but that did not stop Astarion from trying.

    Grappling with changes that came along with his newfound freedom, Astarion unexpectedly catches feelings for a socially awkward, yet incredibly sweet, ranger from Neverwinter. Astarion doesn’t want to put a name to those feelings. Doesn’t want an attachment that could be ripped away at a moments notice.
    But damn, does Cas makes his conviction to remain unattached, to use her as a tool, seem impossible.

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    Dolyn is at her wit's end with the endless disapproving sighs from a certain pale elf. If she didn't need his help to deal with their little tadpole problem, she would've left him behind long ago.

    But even she has to admit that Astarion's easy on the eyes... and maybe she enjoys his company... He might be the end of her.

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    An emotional hurt/comfort story between two trauma survivors who can be as snarky and sassy as each other and how they discover they're more alike than either of them know or are willing to admit.

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    She didn't know where she was, or what the hell was going on. Damned witches, one minute she's mourning her family and the next Artorial finds herself trapped in some sort of disgusting tentacled ship with a strange worm being stuck into her eye. She'd been prepared to rip claw and fang through her abductors. But now she was stuck trudging through unfamiliar lands with a band of weirdos and a 'Vampire spawn' who doesnt understand the term of personal space. At least the man was pretty.

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    Astarion is given a chance to escape Cazador's clutches. The catch? He is being sent on a one-way ticket to Earth, with no memory of how he got there.

    No tadpoles, no tadpole gang, no BG3 canon events. He leaves the night before the Nautiloid came.

    A tale in which Astarion learns how to be an adult, gets the therapy he deserves, and helps the love of his life and himself avoid being caught by the FBI.

    This includes my OC from my other BG3 fic, Threadbare, starting in the second chapter of the fic, if Nora never left Earth.

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