16 Works by EfficientlyProcrastinating
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How do you decide the value of a life? by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2025
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How do you decide the value of a life?
How is it possible that something you never cared for before only gains worth when it is gone? How can you love something you never knew? How can you only feel regret once it’s over?
How can you love someone more in death than you ever did in life?
She supposes this is karma.
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What if when Bellatrix killed Tonks, she didn’t know? What if she only saw what’s she’d truly done once it was too late to take it back?
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Never go against a crow when death is on the line by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Creepypasta_fander
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Princess Bride (1987)
16 Mar 2025
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The Six Of Crows/ Princess Bride crossover that no one asked for but you’re all gonna get.
Kaz is sneaky
Wesper are in love
Inej is a pirate queen
Matthias is dumb
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Oh I wish I had a river (I could skate away on) by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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“I have a spare pair, you know.”
“Good. You’ll have some if those ones break.”
Inej laughed, a melodic, tinkling sound, like the Christmas bells that rang out from the chapel for midnight mass. Kaz was still yet to find a jar strong enough to go hold it.
“Or… you could have a go?”
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Kaz watches Inej skate (in a not creepy way, he swears), and she invites him to join her. The only problem is, well, he can’t skate.
Not a modern AU, I’m sure they had ice skates whenever six of crows was roughly set (I did no research). Also what fits Inej more perfectly than LITERAL KNIFE SHOES idk I just feel like she’d slay at figure skating. Anyways, enjoy! (Or don’t, free will exists for now so you do you)
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- Part 4 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Red had always been Regulus’ favourite colour.
He would never admit it if you asked him. He’d always say it was green. He did like green, really he did, but red was always special to Regulus.
It reminded him of James.
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Regulus spends his Christmas thinking about James.
Chapter 1 is with the happy ending, chapter two is with the sad one
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- Part 3 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Won’t you stay another day (stay now) by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 Dec 2024
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Advent was always just another countdown for Wylan. For him, it never felt like counting down to Christmas. It always felt like counting down to Christmas being over.
He knew, realistically, that all things in life had to end. He knew that one day he would reach his end. And he knew that when he did, it would be a long while before Jesper came with him.
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Wylan begins the countdown. To Christmas!
Just ignore the MCD tag 🤪Series
- Part 2 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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What Christmas Means to Me by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
01 Dec 2024
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“I hear Christmas was about religion too, long ago.” She murmured.
“Yes. Though now it just seems to be a vessel for capitalism.” Matthias snarked “Though, of course, it’s all for Ghezen. What would be better for the God of Trade than spending too much money on overpriced items with ‘Christmas’ slapped on the front.” His tone was mocking, and Inej felt she understood.
“The only celebration the Suli have around then is Sankta Maryas day. It’s on the 6th.”
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Inej and Matthias talk about their individual experiences with Christmas, and Inej makes a trip to Fjerda.
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- Part 1 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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I don’t remember writing this by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
28 Jan 2024
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Some dude called Darnell is an idiot I guess. Blame Padfootandpr0ng. Also small life update and where I am with my other fics for anyone who cares.
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And the Crows are singing out for Christmas Day by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
24 Dec 2023
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“That’s a nice jumper, Fahey. It needs some more red on it though.”
“Aw come on Kaz. Blood is completely the wrong shade!”
“You can call it Tie-Dye.”
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The crows go carolling. Kaz sees an opportunity for miscreancy. Jesper sees an opportunity for shenanigans.
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- Part 5 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Of Crows and Cameras by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
23 Nov 2023
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The Crows in a modern day celebrity AU. There may be some angst coming. You have been warned.
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Madeleine Deserves Waffles by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
19 Nov 2023
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You know that scene in crooked kingdom where they’re running through the university and someone recognises Jesper. And he promises to take her out for waffles. That.
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Wager or Wylan by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
13 Oct 2023
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A short fic about Jesper’s gambling addiction and how Wylan helps. When I say short I mean SHORT. Like Wylan.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 135
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 338
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Mothers Crazy Sister Kate by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Possibly in Michigan (1983)
03 Oct 2023
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Based off of the song ‘out of her head’ from the movie possibly in Michigan.
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To be a Woman by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
02 Oct 2023
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Elle talking about her transgender experience. If you don’t like don’t read.
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I’m not sure what to put. A summary of Wylan life based around his feeling of falling.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 183
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 161
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Train wreck by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Solitaire - Alice Oseman, Heartstopper (TV)
01 Oct 2023
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This is basically Charlie’s self harm relapse in solitaire.
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Idk a weird poem story thing based on the mother mother song.