Egregiously_chuffed



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    “Da, yes you are correct Haasy. Shane is perfect species…?”

    “Specimen.” Shane corrects without looking up.

    “Perfect specimen.” Ilya says pointing at Shane “We will end practice early today. Is not fair to compare you to such an angel. He is more fast than any of you will ever be. And very strong. And his balance is good from all that yoga he does…in his slutty little shorts… looking so sexy for-”

    “JAR!” A chorus of yells come from all directions as the team talks over each other, begging Ilya to stop his train of thought.

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    4 times Ilya is unfazed by the threat of having to pay the PDA Jar +1 time Shane gladly pays up

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    02 Apr 2026

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    ‘Hollander, you're going to have to be more specific, you have me? What more you want, marriage?’

    Laughter bubbled from Shane's throat, and Ilya's smirk melted in a soft gentle grin. ‘Not quite marriage, although I'm not opposed...But no.’ Shane paused, taking a gulp of air ‘I want you to mark me up, I want to know I'm yours.’ Shane slid his eyes shut to avoid seeing Ilya's reaction.

    ‘Ah okay, so love bites, why didn't you just say.’ Ilya nodded sagely.

    ‘God who even calls them that!’ Shane's eyes flew open. ‘Gross. And no, I want you to mark me up…inside.’ The last word was little more than a whisper. Shane scanned Ilya's face, searching for a reaction.

     

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    In the private tranquility of the cottage, Shane gives into his desire to be closer, physically and emotionally, in a way he never has before.

    This is my interpretation of Shane and Ilya forgoing condoms for the first time.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    In which Shane learns about Russian nicknames, becomes obsessed with Ilya's, and fucks up.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    While putting away the groceries, it belatedly dawns on Q that he's dating James Bond. Which doesn't make any goddamn sense.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    After a Bears vs. Metros game in Montreal, a drunk fan takes a swing at Shane in a crowded bar. Ilya reacts, Shane pushes him away so they won’t be seen, and everyone handles it poorly.

    or: Ilya starts to spiral, Shane follows him back to the hotel, and they sort it out in the aftermath.

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    12 Mar 2026