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    Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.

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    Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.

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    The second the call comes in, Wade knows it isn’t good. It’s three in the morning and the “Spidey-babe!!! <333” contact lighting up his phone sets his alarm bells off.

    “I hope you have good news baby boy, because otherwise I might be stealing your spidey-sense schtick.” .

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    Maybe Peter should have hit snooze on his alarm this morning. In hindsight, it’s not like being five minutes late to work would’ve made a significant difference to how shitty his day has ended up being. His terrible, horrible, no good very bad day, if you want to get technical about it.

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  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Hey, you wanna hear a dirty joke?”

     

    “Oh baby you know I do.”

     

    “I think I might actually live to be thirty years old.”

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    Let's assume you're familiar with superhero rules.

    Well, Wade presumes you must be since you're here.

    But anyway, achilles' heels right? Kryptonite, fire, extraordinarily specific phobias that were definitely shoehorned in by the authors - you got to assume a superhero has one. Wade always thought that Spider-Man's was his identity, because why wouldn't it be? He's got a hang-up the size of New York itself about it.

    Turns out, the 'spider' in Spider-Man is more literal than you'd think.

    Or: Bug Spray. That's it, that's the fic.

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