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The aftermath of the Torchlight Incident™ at the Sallie House - in which Ryan panics and Shane learns to help.
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The PD looks at him meaningfully before turning to leave, a conspiratorial smile on her face. “Call home.” She says, shrugging. “Whoever ‘home’ is to you anyway.”
“But I - ”
She waves a dismissive hand and yawns, patting him companionably on his back as she heads back to her tent. “You worry too much, kid,” she snorts, “I promise your sordid late night booty call isn’t going to end up on the front page of Dispatch.”
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All These Plans I've Been Chasing (getting caught up and wasted) by Eloisee
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
13 Nov 2018
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“Please tell me you aren’t calling me to bail you out of some sketchy San Francisco jail cell right now – because I will hang up on you.”
“First of all, the implication that my mama raised me as anything but an upstanding citizen is hurtful,” Ryan says, “and second of all, I’m lying on a road.”
“A road?” Shane repeats in alarm.
“It’s a good road, very comfortable. High thread count, Egyptian cotton and all that.”
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“It’s the last Fridgecam of the year,” he said wearily to the camera, as they retook the shot of him starting on the second batch of gnash (minus the egg shells this time), “so I have officially given up.”
“Ben’s having a bad day guys”, Barry piped up from the counter top, picking up the baking marbles off the floor whilst munching on a bit of extra tart crumble. “Aren’t you, Ben?”
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The way to solving all problems in life, if you happen to be andrew garfield, is to get super drunk and kiss your co-star. except that is a lie, because this way only lies madness, taking inappropriate advice and smelling bottles of shampoo. Guest-starring Emma Stone and Justin I-am-the-worst-person-to-talk-to-about-your-problems Timbalone.
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03 Apr 2021
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Chani has trouble sleeping, the dark isn't safe but friendly sleeper Rowoon, is.
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- Part 2 of Sleeper Series
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25 Feb 2020
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can't take you home to mother (that's what i like about it) by redmaynes
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
19 Jul 2020
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“I still hate you, you know that?” Ryan gasped out after they finally broke for air, and he roughly shoved Shane back on the mattress to make quick work of the button of his jeans, and smirked when he heard Shane curse under his breath when he pulled down the zipper slowly, agonizingly.
“The feeling’s mutual, baby,” Shane said through gritted teeth.
“Don’t call me baby.”
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16 Nov 2019
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My Body Aches to Breathe Your Breath by trinityofone
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
17 Sep 2018
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“We should probably fight this,” Ryan says.
“Probably,” Shane agrees, but his voice is muffled because he’s nipping at the curve of Ryan’s ass.
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18 Sep 2018
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Wikipedia articles aren’t valid research sources.
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Sent from my iPhone“When he torpedoes you on Rate My Professor you’re gonna deserve it,” TJ informs him.
Or: Shane is Ryan's beleaguered history TA. Ryan won't stop suggesting insane theories.
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18 Sep 2018