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when midnights break their sleep by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Feb 2020
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The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.
shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely
"It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.
AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.
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- Part 1 of Bartending AU
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- English
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10 Jan 2023
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"Kravitz, I need your advice but you need to promise not to be weird about it."
"Barry I had to pull you out of a fridge last week, nothing you say will surprise me at this point."
"If you say so, fine. So you see, I was on Craigslist a few weeks ago and I answered this ad from a woman looking for uh, a virgin guy? To well, the ad said 'deflower'"
"Oh my gods how do you still have your head? Barry she was literally looking for a virgin sacrifice, you should be tied to an alter with your heart cut out!"
"Be quiet its hard putting myself out there. Anyway I've met up with her a few times since then and uh, I think I might actually be in love with her? What- what do I do?"
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08 May 2022
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Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.
Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.
So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?
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- Part 1 of Every Important Day Is A Disaster
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08 May 2022
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There's an old house in a nice part of town that no-one wants.
(A fun little ghost au for the soul)
(Turning out to be not so little)
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- 47/47
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23 Apr 2022
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Famous musician Kravitz hasn't put out an album for a hot minute, so his agent decides to push him into a big publicity gambit he's not entirely sure about: pretending to be engaged to beloved but infamous celebrity chef Taako. Taako couldn't be more excited. It'll be a lot of fun to pretend to be in love, and surely nothing could possibly happen between the proposal and the wedding that might challenge them.
You know, like falling in love for real.
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- English
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- 28/28
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04 Aug 2021