13 Works by EmBeanies
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Method Actor Levi Ackerman fired all of his security detail when they failed to stop the armed assailant who broke into his home. Instead, he hired the man who saved his life, now-ex police officer Erwin Smith. It's a tough job, being the only man trusted to keep the A-lister safe, but it might be tougher to meet all his charge's demands, especially when he asks Erwin to play house with him in preparation for an upcoming role…
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The Saturday Shift by EmBeanies for Charmolypic_Levi
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
01 Jan 2024
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As the local mall's Christmas Elf, Levi is not getting paid well enough to suffer through the endless stream of families who want their picture with Santa. He might not be rich in cash, but maybe the opportunity will offer him something more...bountiful this Christmas.
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The nobles of Mitras spend all their time touching Erwin, and Levi's had enough. It turns out that the hearing room in the heart of the military base is a perfect place to remind Erwin exactly who Levi Ackerman is.
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Levi needs help with his heat, and Erwin's more than happy to lend a helping hand.
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Erwin and Levi have the most wonderful relationship, except for one teeny, tiny problem in the bedroom. Erwin decides to take matters into his own hands when an unexpected solution presents itself.
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Levi tucks his chin into his chest, “I’m just saying that maybe it’d be OK. Maybe then it wouldn’t hurt.” Levi looks down at his hands, plucking at his sleeves, “Maybe that way we could actually do it together, because I wouldn’t be so nervous… maybe you’d even enjoy it.”
“As if!” Erwin laughs, but the smile doesn’t reach his eyes, “How could I possibly enjoy such a one-sided affair?”
“I don’t know,” says Levi, “Just… don’t tell me, OK?”
“OK then, I won’t tell you,” he says. Levi smiles softly, still avoiding eye contact.
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"Look at you," Erwin breaths, "my perfect husband."
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Don't you just hate it when the artist you've commissioned NSFW portraits of yourself from is insanely hot? It's a shame you can't tell him who you actually are, isn't it?
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No Name singer Levi is lonely, but it's so hard to find a partner when you're famous. All he wants is someone who will love the man behind the mask, not the name that comes with him.
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Levi and Erwin find out that they may have more in common than they originally thought.
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“Love is a wonderful thing,” Erwin begins, before Levi cuts him off.
“Love is a killer. Those who love are the ones who don’t survive.”
“What if I told you it isn’t so bad?”
“Then I’d call you a liar,” Levi spits back venomously, it’s enough to make Erwin consider backing off.
Almost.
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Levi's got some healing to do, and Erwin thinks he's just the man to help out
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Warm this Winter by EmBeanies for a_bounded
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
25 Dec 2022
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There's nothing romantic at all about two bros sharing a bed.
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One of the startling things about life, is that it can shake up everything you know at the drop of a hat. Sometimes that change can be bad, but equally, it can also be life-altering in the best of ways.
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Well, what DO you do when you walk in on your boss jerking off?
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Doctor Ackerman’s patient may have come in for a routine examination, but it seems he may need a little more than the average checkup.
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It should come as no surprise that noble families of Mitras wanted Erwin Smith dealt with quietly. Oh, how embarrassing would it be for him to die slowly, painfully, overcome by unfulfilled, carnal desire. A fitting end, for a wretched man.