20 Works by Epimeliad
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The index finger at his sternum felt like the muzzle of a gun. Whitaker’ heart jumped further up his throat. He could feel his heartbeat burning on his tongue.
“Do you just do whatever people tell you?”
Whitaker fucks up. Then Robby fucks up worse. -
Crime and Punishment by Epimeliad
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
04 Feb 2026
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“You are a very good listener,” Lyonel agreed, nodding emphatically. He noticed his own hand on Dunk’s arm and gave it a belated squeeze to underline his point. “I like good listeners.”
Dunk felt a blush rise across his cheeks, staring down at the table.
“But I also think…” The hand on Dunk’s arm tightened. “... that you’re a thief.”Dunk learns a thing or two about the games lords play
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Erik wasn’t a child - he knew the way Sir Istvan was looking at him. It was the same way Erik would eye the bathmaids, or a juicy steak. It was hunger.
Sleeping your way to the top: How to make your superior's sexual harassment work FOR you
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Erik's life burns and he is picked up from the rubble
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Erik really wants to kill Ištván, and Ištván is kinda into it
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Hans can't behave on a night out. Henry is the bouncer who needs to get him out. It's a tale as old as time, literally.
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Hans drinks his feelings and Henry lends a hand (and then some)
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Henry isn't at Hans' wedding. Out of sight, out of mind. He's definitely not going to think about it. He really isn't.
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Two bros chillin' in the hot tub, five feet apart 'cuz they're not gay
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Missed connection
We met in the bathhouse sauna and hooked up.
You: kinda built, (knight?), really nice arms.
Me: local lord looking for a good time.We didn’t talk much, but i thought you were hot. hit me up.
- Location: Rattay Township
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oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?
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Repressed gay boys in coal country don't have many outlets
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The carriage door swings open. “Can I help you?”
Wyll places his hand meaningfully on the hilt of his rapier, but smiles warmly at the man. “Yes, I am robbing you. May I come in?”
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Wyll takes a short break from monster hunting and spends some time as a highwayman in the countryside, living his dream of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Until one day he stops the wrong carriage.
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Shore leave in the last real port before an Arctic expedition. A time for fresh starts and new friends. A chance to leave London behind. Because it's not like you would ever bump into each other again, right?
Right?
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- Part 2 of Edward Little Makes It Worse: The Series
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Before shipping out, Solomon Tozer has a side hustle.
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- Part 1 of Edward Little Makes It Worse: The Series
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Crowley needs to make a second first impression in order to get to know his neighbour - in the biblical sense
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It started out as a bad pun, but it ended up as dirty angst:
South Downs Cottaging - Where the sex is at least semi-public, the men are anonymous and Aziraphale is very repressed (but also kind of dirty)
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- Part 1 of South Downs Cottaging
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When it comes to violence, Crawly is a facilitator and observer, not a participant. But when he "accidentally" starts a riot in ancient Uruk, things get out of hand quickly. Badly injured, help comes from an unexpected source.
(It's Aziraphale. Aziraphale helps patch him back up)
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Hot blond gets more than a midnight snack from room service
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Thirsty red-head seduces horny teacher.
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The Art and Application of Grand Strategies in War by Epimeliad
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Feb 2021
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“Go up to Britannia,” they said. “Expand the empire,” they said. “It’ll be easy.”
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Crowley has an assignment he’s not particularly invested in. Aziraphale has an assignment he’s very invested in. Neither of them are very good at what they’re supposed to be doing, but they can probably reach some kind of agreement.
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A short (smutty) story about what happened to the Ninth Legion
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Crawly and Aziraphale have reached a strange point in their relationship in ancient Athens. They’re not exactly enemies anymore, but they’re not exactly friends either. It’s all a bit of a tight-rope walk for a demon with a crush.