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the mechanisms are on earth! and on twitter! and in the archives! by Espresso_depresso
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
24 Nov 2024
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this is entirely self indulgent
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There is nothing can console me (but my jolly sailor bold) by Espresso_depresso
Fandoms: Empires SMP
27 Aug 2023
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Fwhip falls off a boat and is rescued by jimmy and they fall in love.
(i dont know how to write summaries sorry)
Title from My Jolly Sailor Bold
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The adventures of PhD film student Greg and Media & Communications Professor Tom.
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25 Nov 2025
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Ian stopped sleeping so much, stopped eating so much, he went on dates and didn't ever text the girls back, he was considering getting back together with Pam and then biting hard into the meat of his own arm as he told her no, it won’t work, Ian was different now, he’s got too much going on. Anthony wasn't looking at him and Ian wondered if it was because he was so full of bad things that Anthony can tell, and Ian was vomiting in the bathrooms at work and washing his mouth out with soap whenever he thinks about Dave, which was often, because he had seeped into all things. He was water damage in Ian’s brain. He was the fluid caught in Ian’s ears.
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22 Nov 2025
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Heart and Soul by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
28 Oct 2025
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“Now,” Greg purrs, stepping over the remnants of the salt and in the direction of Alex, who’s still watching him with big, guileless eyes, “for the record, I do have a heart, but I haven’t got a heartbeat. Any last words?”
“A few.” And then, without even glancing at the book, Alex loudly starts chanting, “Exorcizo te, immundíssime spíritus-“
“For fuck’s sake,” Greg says, for the second time tonight.
Or: After Greg is summoned and then unceremoniously sent back to Hell without striking a deal, all he can think about is how he's going to see the upstart little witch again so he can
ask him outeat his heart.Bookmarked by Espresso_depresso
13 Nov 2025
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"Then what do you say we get out of here?" he asks, keeping the tone light. "Unless you have somewhere you need to be. I'm guessing you're in popular demand."
"Let them demand," Loki replies. "The only place I wish to be is where you are."
"Sweet-talker," Mobius says fondly, and the breathy headiness of relief rushes in alongside. Loki can't be too out of it, if he's saying shit like that. "You can't flatter me. I don't care how long it's been, I'm immune."
The multiversal war finally ends, and something else begins.
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- Part 5 of Tumblr Bed Sharing Fills
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30 Oct 2025
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Sometimes it feels impossible to compare the Q described in Starfleet records to the one that pops on and off the ship at his own leisure. It really shouldn’t be, especially given that Jean-Luc has provided almost all the information, but reading Q’s description on paper is vastly different to enduring his presence.
For example, Q’s file now states that he is averse to touch with physical beings. Words that Jean-Luc himself wrote stare back at him from the screen, but he cannot bring himself to believe them.
Jean-Luc can recall a hundred casual touches: a mouth next to his temple, an arm around his shoulder, a finger tracing his ear, a hand reaching for his across his desk. These were not the behaviours of a touch-averse creature.
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14 Sep 2025