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I'll take 'Shut up' for 100, Alex by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), House of 1000 Corpses (Movies), Far Cry 3, Far Cry (Video Games)
14 Jan 2021
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Two demons with a taste for flesh go eat together.
One of them really ain't having the other's fuckery today, but the universe seemingly conspires to make it worse.Series
- Part 8 of Hell's Yarns
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It takes a Village (To not suck at Heisting) by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Heat (1995), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Reservoir Dogs (1992), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Hiveswap, Hellsing
12 Jan 2021
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BuscemiBoi: Hey hey, wait a second there big guy, I remember a Vic coming by for my... services recently. Would that be you, per chance?
Stuck in the Middle: Shit, maybe? Would you happen to be a spider?
BuscemiBoi: Yyyyep! Well, I don't usually spend time with my johns after work, but shit, guess I'll have to make an exception!
Round the Corner: So much for "nothing too personal".----
You know the deal by now. Neil sets up his heisting crew, and it goes about as well as you'd expect from a chatfic.
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- Part 4 of Irkalla Chatfic Shenanigans
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The Gage Chat Pack, 4.99$ on Steam by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Hiveswap, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Fallout: New Vegas, Heat (1995), PAYDAY (Video Games), Hellsing, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Saints Row
06 Jan 2021
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ScreamQueens: Oh, hell yeah! Now it's a party!
OutThere: shit i ran out of funyuns guys
Dippin' Dops!: oh no! now we can't have a party! ;_;--------
Gage gathers his friends to talk about his gun running business, and they do basically anything but.
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- Part 3 of Irkalla Chatfic Shenanigans
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Local Brit regrets wanting heaven, more at 10 by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Homestuck, Hiveswap, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Reservoir Dogs (1992), Mortal Kombat (Video Games)
04 Jan 2021
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DIO: I, DIO, have elected to make use of this Discord application so that I, DIO, may relay my words to you more efficiently.
Realg4m3rhours1337: lmaoo this is epic let's get that victory royale gamers
GUUDO: Telence, you are the worst.----
Dio and his minions try (and fail) to achieve Heaven. Or, alternatively, Dio regrets his choice of minions more and more with each passing day.Series
- Part 2 of Irkalla Chatfic Shenanigans
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Angel and Cherri's Bogus Journey by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
31 Dec 2020
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After being a good boy for the whole year, Angel Dust is allowed to spend a day with his bestest friend! But what happens when they come across an unexpected fellow during their destructive shenanigans?
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- Part 7 of Hell's Yarns
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Taking place after the events of "One of those Nights", an overlord gets back into contact with the man he loves - even if his gut is telling him this is a bad idea.
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- Part 6 of Hell's Yarns
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Retired, Extremely Dangerous by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Punisher (Comics), Call of Duty (Video Games), Hotline Miami (Video Games), Metal Gear, Helluva Boss (Web Series), 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
27 Dec 2020
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Following directly after "Born", Husk and Castle are tasked with joining other veterans in stopping a threat brewing in the shadows.
Shenanigans will ensue.Series
- Part 5 of Hell's Yarns
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What was Husk doing on the night Marv met with Angel? Bartending, of course.
But... the past is hard to escape.Series
- Part 4 of Hell's Yarns
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Guilt doesn't leave when you die.
Arackniss tries to make things right with somebody he's wronged.Series
- Part 3 of Hell's Yarns
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That's Awesome (TM) by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Extreme Championship Wrestling
20 Dec 2020
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Trying to keep himself away from his past, an alligator sells real estate.
But that's never as easy as you wish it to be.Series
- Part 2 of Hell's Yarns
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One of those Nights by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Sin City - All Media Types, Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
17 Dec 2020
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A fella with a condition finds himself in a situation he's not exactly unfamiliar with - but will he come through in the end?
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- Part 1 of Hell's Yarns
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Newfangled technology, and the effects it has on the dead by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Scarface (1983), House of 1000 Corpses (Movies), Hellsing, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Red Dead Redemption, Deadpool (Movieverse), PAYDAY (Video Games), Homestuck, Hiveswap, Dragon Ball, Rick and Morty, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Metal Gear
09 Dec 2020
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IdlewindSouth: Okay I'm sorry but how long were you saying "Caligoola" instead of "Caligula"
Hoxtalicious: I DON'T OFTEN REFER TO BLOODY CALIGULA ALRIGHT
Temporal Tampering: Yeah, I don't know why I expected anything less from this server.
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A spin-off of World of Irkalla, except much more comedy oriented, with technology, and unhinged stupidity.Series
- Part 1 of Irkalla Chatfic Shenanigans
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World Of Irkalla by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid, orphan_account
Fandoms: PAYDAY (Video Games), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Homestuck, Scarface (1983), House of 1000 Corpses (Movies), Saints Row, Borderlands (Video Games), Hellsing, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Killing Floor (Video Games), Hiveswap, Captain Marvel (Marvel Comics), Heat (1995), Adventure Time, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Fallout: New Vegas, Dragon Ball, Rick and Morty, Deadpool - All Media Types, Red Dead Redemption, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Hotline Miami (Video Games), Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Punisher (Comics), RWBY
13 Apr 2020
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It's said that after one's life has come to an end, they go to a better place. Well, apparently, that's not really the case. A world torn by conflict. An ancient conspiracy looms over the horizon, threatening to end it all.
And, most importantly, a bunch of shmucks try to save the universe.
This... is the world of Irkalla. And these... are the stories of those who live there.
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- Part 1 of ICU, or The Irkallan Canon Universe
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Irkalla Presents: Red Velvet, or Jesus and the Ripper by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: House of 1000 Corpses (Movies), Homestuck, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Hellsing, Hiveswap, PAYDAY (Video Games)
19 Jun 2019
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A direct follow up to chapter 14 of "World of Irkalla". On one side, Otis tries to get the Signless to man up and confess his feelings to Grell. On the other, Rip and Zorin attempt to help Grell come up with a sure-fire way to bag that Alternian hunk.
Shenanigans ensue in what is likely the lightest piece of comedy I've written.
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- Part 3 of ICU, or The Irkallan Canon Universe
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Irkalla Presents: Frank Castle's War by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Punisher (Comics), Hellsing, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Homestuck, Hotline Miami (Video Games), Hiveswap, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), The Boys (Comics), World of Warcraft, Kill la Kill (Anime & Manga)
24 Mar 2019
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A canon spin-off of "World of Irkalla", focusing on Frank Castle and his efforts to eradicate the criminal element in the afterlife, in his trademark brutal fashion.
Part excessively violent revenge, part dark comedy, it's like if Garth Ennis actually wrote something other than glorified wank about his favorite character.
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- Part 2 of ICU, or The Irkallan Canon Universe