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She stuck the cigarette between her lips, the shade of pink her mother had slapped on her before they left now coating the filter. Rio crossed the distance, taking both ends of the fabric and crossing one over the other. “You are meant to be highly educated, you cannot tie a bow?”
He raised his chin, smirking as he quipped, “Just because men are educated does not mean they are intelligent.”
She finished the bow, smoothing out any puckering. Rio raised a single brow as she took the cigarette between two fingers again, blowing the smoke off to the side of the man. “Another topic we agree on.”
“How thrilling,” August smirked.
“Thrilling indeed,” she deadpanned.
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London 1813.
Augustus (Agatha) must find a wife according to his mother, and Rio must find a husband to save her family from financial ruin. Except, Augustus isn't a man, and Rio has no interest in marriage or men.BRIDGERTON AU
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
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05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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22 Feb 2026
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The point is, Agatha Harkness hated Rio Vidal. And they would never be partners again. Period.
Which made it all the more infuriating that she was currently standing in Chief Jones’ office with Rio positioned irritatingly close to her side. He sat behind his ridiculously large mahogany desk, trying very hard to look authoritative. The smoothie stain on his shirt didn’t help with his endeavor.
“Can you tell us why you had to call both of us in?” Agatha asked. The disdain came through easily. Good.
“Hibernation’s over,” the chief said, reaching for two manila folders and sliding them across the wood. “I have a case for you. Both of you.”
Agatha flipped one open, skimmed the briefly and immediately shut the folder. She tossed it back onto the desk, papers scattered out, spilling across the surface.
“No,” she said flatly.
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Agatha and Rio as cops who hate each other - but are forced to go undercover on a swingers cruise to bust a drug trafficking ring.
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10 Jan 2026
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11:11 flashback to when they took a family vacation, specifically a cruise:)
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- Part 3 of Numbers From Heaven
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“There’s a structure to this show, Agatha.”
“People don’t want structure, they want to be interested enough that they stop watching someone play subway surfers in the background.”
“There’s interesting stuff planned!”
“My stuff is betterrrrrrr.” She sing-songed, twisting her chair back and forth.
“Doing that is gonna fuck up the audio.”
Agatha halted, getting dangerously close to the mic and batting her eyelashes. “Please forgive me gentle listener, Rio is a hardass who apparently doesn’t suffer from ADHD.”
“I will buy you a bucket of fidget spinners if you sit still.” Rio rubbed their temples.
“I’m not a middle school boy.” She put her elbows on the table, placing her chin in her hands. “And I can think of something better to keep my fingers occupied with,” She fucking winked again. “Thoughts?”
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Rio's podcast is beginning to fail. Views are plummeting, sponsors are sparse. Enter: new co-host Agatha who gets on their nerves and saves their show all in one fell swoop.
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