ExcelledBoiledPotatoes
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Ten Ways To Kill a Crush by ExcelledBoiledPotatoes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2024
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"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
the hero who conquered the Dark Lord."
Ginny Weasley, tired of pining for Harry Potter, reluctantly delves into a quirky pink book offering advice on moving on from a crush. This small change ends up having a compounding effects on the grand scheme of things.
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Two signatures on a piece of paper. Two entities in a picture. Two strangers on a bed. That was what Astoria and Malfoy were, could they be anything but that.
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A flurry of snowflakes begins to drift down through the gaping hole above, as white as ivory bone. A steady drip-drip-drip punctuates the dying glow of the runes. With blood and snow puddling on the floor, Severina Snape takes her last shuddering breath beneath the bleak and colourless sky.
SI-fem!Snape, Time-Travel.
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- Part 1 of The Dead Have No Need of Umbrellas
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17 Mar 2025
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all your wasteland flowers by allbridgesburn
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
21 Feb 2025
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Lucy Gray Baird survives Coriolanus Snow. However, she's not the only one.
[post-canon]
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- Part 1 of all your wasteland flowers
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07 Apr 2024
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No matter how hard Astoria Greengrass tries to go unnoticed, her sun-honeyed hair and olive skin always draw Charlie Weasley's attention. She is a regular fixture on the peripherals of the expansive creature sanctuary he has cultivated on his family's lands.
Even entertaining the idea of her was impossible—until now.
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24 May 2023