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    A story about murder, the power of writing lists, the interest of the press, the politics of the Department of Magical Transportation and the struggle of being Percy Weasley.

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    Part 1:

    "No. Not interested. At all. Ever."

    "You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."

    Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.

    "It's a microphone."

    Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."

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    “Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"

    "Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."

    Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.

    "Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”

    "You're making it very hard to get into this."

    "Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"

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    19 Feb 2024

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    Mystery Work

    Part of Psalms 11:5
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    18 Jan 2024

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    September 1997. Hogwarts is under the regime of Voldemort and the Carrows. Finding himself alienated by both his friends and his supposed enemies, Draco puts quill to parchment, and writes letters. He addresses them to the only person he can think of, as Hogwarts rapidly falls into chaos and ruin: Harry Potter. He goes to great lengths to ensure the letters are never discovered, and he’s pretty certain he’s done a great job.
    Until the day of his trial.
    PodFic available!

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    03 Oct 2023

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    In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.

    Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.

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    01 Aug 2023