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   Local Knowledge Deity Fakes Death to Avoid Dumb Questions by WinterySprings

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   28 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Black Sapphire Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Candy Apple Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Fount of Knowledge (Cookie Run)
   • Black Sapphire Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Candy Apple Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Salt of Solidarity (Cookie Run)
   • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Burning Spice Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Eternal Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Pre-Canon
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Plot bunny that escaped containment from my brain
   • FountGPT needs a vacation
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Fake Character Death
   • Pre-Corrupted Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • False Identity
   • Character Study

   Summary

   The Fount of Knowledge has answered questions for centuries.

   Most of those questions are stupid.

   He finally reaches his breaking point and decides to retire.

   There’s just one problem.
   The only way to escape being Earthbread’s 24/7 local all-knowing help desk…
   is to fake his own death.

   Unfortunately, planning your own death without the Virtues or the Witches noticing is a lot harder than expected.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   31,950

   Chapters:

   10/?

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   Bookmarked by Eyelidmuncher

   27 Mar 2026