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    Jared gobbles up men the way ordinary men gobble up peanuts. This is what he tells himself at this year’s fantastic family Christmas party in Kennebunkport, Maine hosted by his Aunt Georgina, his mother’s eldest sister.

    Featuring bitter, jaded, drag queen Jared, plus stoic, adopted cousin, lawyer turned lobster/fisherman Jensen--this is the kinky, queer, absurd, tragically hilarious Hallmark holiday movie the world needs right now.

    Complete with references to Bridget Jones' Diary, The Birdcage, Pride & Prejudice, Cher, and You've Got Mail. This fic also has J2 actively quoting WAP by Cardi B ft Megan Thee Stallion--it's a fabulous ride.

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    English
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    44,000
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    11/11
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