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Untitled Meta Knight Consentacles Fic by FarTooLongForSnakes
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Meta Knight is the leader of his own army… he also has a massive cock, is incredibly sexually frustrated, and he happens to have a crush on King Dedede, the King of Popstar.
How can tentacles fix all of his problems?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,029
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 157
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- Part 1 of UROBOROS: The FTLFS Loops
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Azure had heard all of the legends.
However, nothing could stop him from falling for a fae prince and watching as they got him to break all of the rules.
(Fae!Two Time/Wizard!Azure, Modern Fantasy AU)
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Phor all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me if I phall down by FarTooLongForSnakes
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
17 Mar 2026
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Stop me if you've heard this one before: An ordinary college student ends up falling from a balcony during spring break and gets sent to the Inpherno of all places.
Now they're stuck in a new body, in a new world, and are quickly forced to adjust. Are they phucked? Nah, they'll be fine, I think.
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The Incident in June 2002 was prevented from happening, leading Gardenview to remain open to this very day.
Everything seems alright, but behind the scenes, a certain bully is wrestling with his feelings toward one of the nicest toons in the museum.
Will Shrimpo finally allow himself to be vulnerable around Goob? Will Goob be the one who cools down Shrimpo for good? And does Connie know more about the two's feelings toward each other than she's letting on?