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    Peter has a rhythm. A system. All runs like a well-oiled machine, engineering pun intended.

    He trades sleep for caffeine probably more often than is strictly healthy but he's doing well enough at Columbia to keep his scholarship, which is what counts.

    Come summer, Peter can take on more shifts at the restaurant and do some additional private events for Rumlow for extra cash. May and Ben think it's all from tips, which is exactly what Peter needs them to believe.

    Every wheel of his life is churning perfectly.

    He doesn’t expect Tony Stark of all people to throw a wrench in it.

    ~*~

     … aka the angsty hooker fic no one asked for.

    Warnings for dark themes, consent issues inherent to the hooker fic genre (not between main pairing), and somewhat longer gaps between updates (due to real life and mental health reasons).
    Additional warnings in respective chapter notes if applicable.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Finding himself stuck in a universe entirely unlike his own seemed like the perfect opportunity to move on for Peter.

    Having spent the last 5 years barely living and now jaded with the vigilante world, hanging up the spidersuit indefinitely to focus on being a normal 20 something y/o instead of unpacking his trauma (and the effects the aftermath of NWH had on him) is a corner he’s more than willing to cut.

    But undoing years of emotional isolation isn’t exactly easy and it seems the harder he pushes to tuck his past away the quicker it all seems to catch up to him.

    Join Peter as he struggles with the everyday problems of an ex-superhero turned interdimensional transfer student with emotionally avoidant tendencies. And did I mention broke? Because it's college. Who isn’t!

    Featuring: bad decisions, an overly invested TA, a grumpy neighbour and his equally grumpy (albeit scarier) younger brother (sorry ‘parasitical, situation-based responsibility’ ...whatever that means), a boss w/questionable morals We Are Ignoring bc Paid Internship!!, crime fighting & poorly disguised brunch Interventions he really should stop falling for. Because he’s fine. Fine!

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Peter's known who had him from the first time he woke up - there's only one person who can. Nothing like a kidnapping happens in this city without Tony Stark's approval, and Peter's been...a pest. Deliberately antagonizing, ever since Ben. He's not entirely sure what he thought he would accomplish - and he's thought on that a lot since he arrived here - but he didn't really expect it to be...this. Aunt May must be out of her mind.

    Still, Peter is a little surprised that when someone finally comes to see him, it's Tony Stark himself.

    [the fic formerly known as "the one where Peter is locked in a bare concrete room"]

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Here's the thing: Peter didn’t need a new coat. Or a flashy sports car. Or a penthouse apartment. But if Tony Stark's love was a literal gift, then Peter wasn't about to return it to sender.

    The money was never the problem.

    The problem was — as usual — other people.

    Or, Tony becomes Peter's Financial Stability!Daddy and people have opinions. None of them good.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    27 Feb 2026