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Lando’s got a good job, a great wardrobe, and a shared office space with the most soul-sucking man alive. He’s not intimidated by Oscar Piastri — who has the emotional range of a filing cabinet and the charisma of a stapler, if the stapler could ruin your career with one look. He’s not.
But now that the CEO is retiring, Lando has to charm an entire C-suite to vote for him instead of Oscar to become the new head of the company.
Lando has allies. Oscar has secrets. There’s coffee-stained tension, shared glances that mean nothing (obviously), and a game of corporate chess that feels a little too personal.
It’s fine. Everything is fine. Unless Oscar is already ten steps ahead. Which he probably is. Bastard.
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21 Apr 2026
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
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Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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21 Apr 2026
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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14 Apr 2026
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A wicked lift came unbidden to the corner of Oscar’s mouth. “I’m trained to hunt pirates, sir – you have fewer secrets than you think.”
The inscrutable set of Verstappen’s face hardened, and Oscar marveled at the captain’s ability to be such a sphinx when he needed to be. It was the perfect combination of unsettling and disturbing - no wonder the man had a three-year running reputation as the Caribbean's most fearsome pirate.
In which a harrowing storm pushes Pirate Captain!Max and Captured Naval Lieutenant!Oscar to their limits in a Golden Age of Piracy AU.
Now with Part II!
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14 Apr 2026