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    Charlie isn't sure how she hasn't noticed it before, but now that she's seen it, it is so obvious : Alastor is in love.

    She decides to play matchmaker.

    As always, her ability to believe the best in people is both her greatest strength and her greatest weakness.

    Her matchmaking attempts lead to a cascading series of events, with opposing agendas and unintended consequences, which are often comical and sometimes serious.

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    Alternative Summaries:
    Charlie wants Alastor and Lucifer to date and things get out of hand

    RadioApple but like do they know that? Has anyone told them?

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    Spoilers for Season Two.

    Tags and chapter count are an estimate but hopefully mostly there.

    Thank you to HeeroTheShiro for the ongoing Beta and letting me be obsessed at you

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    18 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Lucifer is unraveling. Heaven will not listen, Charlie is slipping from his grasp, and the exterminations never stop.

    When Alastor inserts himself into Lucifer’s life, offering help wrapped in games and half-truths, Lucifer should know better than to engage.

    But Hell is changing, and so is Lucifer.

    And Alastor has never wanted something he didn’t intend to keep.

    “You,” Lucifer said faintly, unable to look away.

    The demon seemed to grow, his jaw unhinging into its yellow grin, showing off sharp, jagged teeth. The music swelled as he cocked his head to the side.

    “Me?”

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    24 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Husk was stuck in the absolute worst gig of his miserable existence: bartending during Prohibition, working for a sadistic homicidal lunatic, and sharing a rotting apartment with a bleach-obsessed maniac.

    He thought he’d seen it all—truly, the universe had finally run out of ways to surprise him.

    Then came Lucifer: owner of the swankiest cabaret in the French Quarter, a man whose fingers were in every shady pie from here to the Mississippi. And now, for some obscure reason, he was blackmailing Husk’s psychotic, narcissistic boss.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    12 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    It’s… not like he wasn’t used to Alastor by now, in general. They had been around each other constantly since Mimzy’s club, dodging reporters from those Vees together, stamping out some reactionaries that came to attack after word got out and Alastor’s interview of him was broadcasted, fielding questions and concerns from Charlie… The shared spaces of the hotel were their shared spaces, and where they used to prod each other or avoid each other like the plague, they now hovered. Lingered a little longer before the inevitable bickering set back in. Righted the world into what it should be.

    But it was never this.

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    Lucifer and Alastor falling in love: A story told in twelve parts.

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  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Colm frowned at the sky. The day was too beautiful for how nauseous he was feeling. “No- yes? No? No. I’m not. Things are just going to be different now.”
    “Different how?” Blonde Blazer asked.
    “I don’t know, just different.” Colm’s frown deepened. “Me and Waterboy finally got a groove going, I’ve been showing the lad the ropes a lot. I thought that, I don’t know, I had a good thing going.”
    “And Coop throws a wrench into that?”
    “I don’t know if you noticed last night, but she’s a bit evil.”
    Blazer’s frown matched his. “Punch Up, we just talked about forgiveness.”
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    After the battle against the Red Ring, Punch Up is second guessing his choice to advocate for Coupé be released. Thinking about her makes him nauseous, talking about her makes his tongue heavy, and for the first time since Robert cut her, Punch Up thinks the rose tinted glasses are slipping.
    (Cut Coupé route, ambiguous romance route, just that Robert didn’t romance Blazer, Hero Invisigal ending. This game has me by the throat, Prism and Punch Up are my favorites omfgggg)

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    23 Nov 2025