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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    There’s also a few things that Matt already knows. Exhibit A: Jay’s not a sparkly, eternal teen attending high school forever for whatever creepy pervert reason; his human blood keeps him aging mostly normally. Which is just fine by Matt, because it means Matt can take Jay with him towards their shared future without too much trouble. It’s perfect, actually.

    “Is it weird to call it your ‘human blood?’” Matt asks, idly tapping at the whiteboard with his marker. “Does that sound eugenics-y to you?” 

    “What?” At the piano, Jay’s playing stops. 

    “Like–... like, ‘you’ve ruined our honourable and ancient vampire lineage with your tainted human blood! You little fuckin’—... half-breed freak piece of shit!’ Doesn’t that sound like something vampire Nazis would say?”
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    Matt tries to figure out what makes Jay tick...

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    12 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    "Fuck, Jaybird, I really got you there, didn't I?" Matt's voice sounds like it's coming from a thousand miles away. Like he's hearing it in a dream and he'll forget the sound of it when he wakes up. All of a sudden, the weight of the moments he spent on his knees comes rushing back and the sparks of laughter fade. Why did Matt wait so long? The stupid stunt was bad enough, Matt couldn't just show him why he should never leave him, he had to punish him with the five stages of grief too? Jay coughs and spits into the sink. He watches blood pool on the metal. Maybe it is funny after all. He lets out another involuntary peal of laughter.

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    Matt plays a prank on his best friend. They both have a good laugh about it.

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    07 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    "This is amazing," he heard Matt exclaim, twisting the cap off a marker. "Bird, this one is foolproof. Imagine: we get up there, and you're playing the piano, but no-one can see you. Everyone in the audience” — Matt threw out his arms, glancing frantically around — “‘where is that beautiful music coming from! The piano’s alive? Is it haunted?’”

    Jay frowned. "No-one can see me?"

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    A little extension of S2E4 The Book, during the Tiny Jay sequence.

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    04 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    "It's all about publicity and--and looking good. So what looks better than a baby?"
    "...Two babies?"
    "No. No, a gay couple with--"
    "F█k. Matt, we're not doing another 'homophobia confrontation' bit, are we?"
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    (Matt's got some new plans.)

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Matt's been having nightmares, ever since the CN tower incident.

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    27 Apr 2026