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    "Oh my God. I told you my name. I told you my name. Oh God."

    It's lucky the alley by the coffee shop is empty, because Peter is about to hyperventilate.

    "Well yeah, technically you did, sure. But you really think I found your address and real phone number and didn't manage to catch your name, too?"

    Oh yeah, there's the panic attack.

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    Wade accidentally reveals that he knows more about Peter than he's let on, and decides tit for tat will make them even.

    Once Peter catches on, he makes sure he gets what he's properly owed (in his own awkward way).

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    13 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Not enough smut for horny brain

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    “Oh my god,” he says again. “Oh. My. Gaa-awd, Becky. Did you?” Wade is visibly vibrating. “Did you really say ‘giant penis problem’? Really? Truly?”

    “What did you think I meant the first time?” Peter asks through clenched teeth.

    “I dunno, wrong hole?”

    ~*~*~

    Or, the one where Peter is in need of some practical advice, and Wade is always happy to share his ass knowledge.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Incredible

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    “Alright, so let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Wade says to the room.

    Spidey slumps in his hospital bed, knees pulled to his chest so he can hide his face in them.

    “In honor of our very own Webhead’s TWENTY FIRST birthday, he spent the past week formulating a.. drug… thing to temporarily slow the roll of his radioactive alcohol tolerance. And since he didn’t tell anyone about it,” Wade continues as all eyes turn to Spidey, who cringes despite not being able to see. “No one thought to look for him until he was caught fishing dirty spandex out of a dumpster so he could, and I quote, ‘pretend to be Spider-Man.’”

    ~*~*~*~

    Or, the one where Peter tries to get drunk, fails, embarrasses himself, successfully gets drunk, and winds up on Wade's dick (in that order).

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Love it! SO Wade

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    Fourteen pages of loud fart noises.

    (also there's some, like, emotions and stuff, and then they bump nasties. it's pretty rad.)

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    10 Nov 2025

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    So good. So good!

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    Peter and Wade stumble across each other while on seperate missions. They have to hide in a closet to avoid being discovered but they are pleasantly surprised by what happens after they are hidden.

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    09 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wade is precious