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    The Wave Mission is a failure. Team Seven is captured. Sasuke is gone. Kakashi is next.

    Sakura has no choice but to be a hero.

    Revised and added to on 29/11/2013. Original version available on my LJ and DW accounts.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Sakura has a really bad time in wave after team 7 is all kidnapped - but she sure as hell kicks ass (and takes eyes) in the escape. Love this fic

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    The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.

    And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.

    All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.

    **here's to hoping updating existing chapters doesn't send out update alerts/emails. I'm doing some sporadic editing of this fic. Just some grammar, punctuation, and small facts. Sorry if I confuse anyone.**

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    13 Jul 2024

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    The fic that made my wife give all other Tobirama-centric fics a chance, he was so well written. I read this years ago and came back to it - it's a joyful, heart wrenching, masterpiece.

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    Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.

    Mission Rank:
    C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.

    Mission Duration:
    ???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.

    Mission Description:
    Feral baby.
    Please feed and water.
    Bring dog treats. He likes those.

    Signed:
    Henohenomoheji.

    Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”

     

    Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.

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    22 Jun 2024

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    Found-family vibes, very wholesome despite some darkness & conflict. A great ending too - everything I could want in a Kakashi/Iruka fic.

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    In his sixth year, Kakashi receives a message and a gift. It's a meagre, trifling thing. It's also a miracle, a blessing, a privilege.

    It's a fucking burden, is what it is.

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    18 May 2024

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    Phenomenally written. Delves deep into custom made Hatake lore, with divination, time travel, and a thread of dark humor throughout. One of my top favorite Kakashi fics of all time.

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    Kakashi's plan to save the world is something vaguely involving exposing Danzo's involvement in everything and stalking Orochimaru to make sure he can keep an eye on any potentially apocalyptic projects. His plan did NOT involve becoming the student of Orochimaru. (Also his plan kinda sucks and Sasuke may have had a point when he said he didn't have a plan.)

    (Realistically he didn't have much of a plan and thank god for Tsunade because both Kakashi and Orochimaru are a hot mess)

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    02 Jan 2024